Were You Ever Afraid after WLS?

J, big girl was not your friend

1.        She helped hide your insecurities;

2.       She was a relationship barrier;

3.       She was quite possibly less healthy;

4.       She moved slower;

5.       It took forever to find her a pair of jeans that fit properly;

6.       Contrary to belief, she wasn’t LESS vulnerable;  and

7.    She had an itchy booty

Let her go gurl.  Once you get to know her replacement, you won’t be able to stop shouting:  no matter how this weight came offa me, it came offa me.  (remember drunken whitney in waiting to exhale:  "I still look good" her friends took too long cosigning so she said it louder:  I SAID I STILL LOOK GOOD).   
Go get your poms-poms and come back.......we’ll wait.