Feeling Like the Neglected Stepchild

Dear WLS Mama,

I thought I was your favorite child ? I did EVERYTHING you told me to do. I drank that tasteless water, chewed on those chalky vitamins and gagged down those protein shakes . I searched high and low  for ways to make the supplements and shakes go down easier. I spent some serious money on finding products that I like and you do this to me????

otch my HAIR IS GETTING THIN!!!!!

WLS Mama, do you really think I cut off my schitt because I was tired of it? KISS MY ARSE!!! My hair thickened up, was shiny and was BEAUTIFUL!!!!  But now your malabsorptive ways just had to get in the way and take my crowning glory away! What, you got some deal with your sister, the WIG Mama? What's your cut heffa????

And speaking of cut, why oh why is my once lovely bosom missing? I felt my boobs floating in the tub the other day....why did you do that to me? You know a sister with no arse has to have something to showcase! All I gotta say is if they start to head south, I will
HUNT
YOU
DOWN
AND
JACK
YOU
UP


~~throws down the keyboard and throws into her mouth her newly received Bariatric Fusion vitamins~~

Girl why you laughing when I'm over here crying  

You folks from BAF sure are cold blooded.

Nah, I'm just kidding. But I did feel like schitt when I thought Calgon was going to take the boobies away.

you stupid girl

I have to find humor in this!

Congrats on reaching your goal!

Tell her girl....I'll ride with you if need be.....I have a few things to talk to her about myself!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, that's what I'm talking about! Ride or die!

Thanks for the earlier friend invite! Next time the CHI area folks get together, I'll make sure to invite you!

Speaking of, when are all of us CHI folks going to get together? The weather is finally trying to get nice.

Oh, and my hair has been thinning out, that is why I cut it all off. Now I want it all back.

Well. I cut mine off almost 5 years ago.  Some of the Wonder Twins missed me, so they came back.  Hell, they were like sandbags.  They were so big, hell, I could've gone home and plugged a levee after Katrina!

That made me laugh... I don't mind being a member of the IBTC (itty bitty ***** committee).  So much arse (even when I was smaller), it would have been too much!

What?! You cut your boobies off?! 


                                                           Get out and don't come back to BAF!!!!!