Old School Phrases

Aint yo mama pretty?
She got meatballs on her t*tty
She got scrambled eggs
Between her legs
Oh, aint yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and schitted

Why, oh why is this song forever burned in my memory????

 @ She got meatballs on her t*tty...

I remember this one the most.

Awwwww Wonka you took me waaaaay back with that one

whew lawd yall are killin me--my boss is looking at me like i'm CRAAAAAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYy  lol

Back in the day calling somebody an 'African booty scratcher' was means to start a fight... LOL!!!

I used to KILL in the yard with my quips - I distinctly remember a possible azz whoopin I avoided at the hands of a big azz amazon biotch named Denita - she was a junior, I was a freshman.  She ain't like me cause she thought I was snooty - I ain't like her cause she wanted to kick my azz - caught me at the front of school - damn bus driver was running late - everybody formed the 'azz kicking' circle around us and she started in on me.....

I did like Kid on House Party - kept em laughing to keep her off my booty!!!!!  LOL  I know I lost a pound as fast as I ran to the bus when it finally showed up - ever seen a nicca get on a bus before the driver opens the door?  I punched that center divider in and opened the door from the outside MYSELF!!!  Lemme ON this bus, NICCA!!!!!

Actually, being an African booty scratcher ain't bad...depending on the booty being scratched.  lol. 

Oh my DH still uses that line...he tells the kids that all the time and they always Daddy we not from Africa....

  'African booty scratcher'

Yeah man.  That one would get you fugged up fo sho'.   Nahmean?!

 @ ever seen a nicca get on a bus before the driver opens the door?

Damn...my cubicle partner is looking at me like I'm crazy...not before the dirver opened the door! But damn Mack you still had to get OFF the bus at school....smh!!!!

LOL - dat was alright - long as I escaped the azz whoopin at THAT moment - I can ALWAYS come up with a NEW plan........

besides - you ain't NEVA seen a nicca disappear off a bus like me - even sitting all the way in the back, I can time when the bus is stopping, use the forward momentum to get down the whole aisle in three steps and be on the steps headed out the door before the driver sets the air brake......

Forget Forrest..... RUN MACK RUN!!!!!