what dances can you NOT do?

the only one i can do is the elaine (benis, from seinfeld).  it's a gift.

*note to self* DUCK when dancing around MarloT..........

MM, even thou the dance is mad old, I still can NOT do the running man!

And forget about that stupid Stanky Leg!  I am still in shock that there is a dance called the Stanky Leg, I mean what's next, a dance called "Bad Breath"?  I can see and smell it now.... 

Gurl - I can do the running man.... technically - but won't try it until I get my boobies done - cause if I do the running man now - I can stop, but that nicca still be trottin......

You should have heard my Indian doctor talking about it, (imagine accent, straight from Calcutta)
"Stanky Leg?  What did she fart or something?  What is stanky leg? Oh my gosh that's  a lot of boooty shaking there,it is the damn MTV isn't it?

I rolled on the floor the whole time he was talking... 

I dont dance less Im fulla Hennessy. Then I mess up errrrrythang.

I will tell you this,,, my kids LOVE to see my big ass try to Pop Lock and Break Dance.

they say that shyt is funnier than ANYTHING they have EVER seen in their lives.

I try to tell them how bad ReRun was,,,, but they dont get THAT neither.

Come to think about it,,, I like to go places where OTHERS do the dancing(catch my drift?)

dont trip.


Que

Howdy,
I am serious as all get out when I say that no matter how hard I TRY I cannot hustle. No version what-so-ever. The Mississippi Mudslide guy gives instructions on what to do during the danged song..(((back it UP and JUMP))) and I still can't get it. Two left feet I guess.

Sidenote: As a child I couldn't even do the Hokey Pokey nor the bunny hop

Dang Mrs. Rhonda, when ya going for ya classes

you stoopid cole!!!!!