what dances can you NOT do?

Wha Chicken Noodle Soup thing?  Only thing I know to do with that involves a spoon and a couple Saltines on the side......

Let's say what I can do...

I can (ok used to) be able to shake my  butt like a Luke dancer - in splits, in a handstand, etc.  In New Orleans, we called it p-popping.  Beyonce stole it from us, she just added a flick of her hips (and that wasn't even original to her!).  Sadly, should I attempt to do it (and I still can, not as finessed, but...)BUT, when I stop, my butt keeps on... A vibrating butt doesn't feel sexy to me.

Bus stop (to Mr. Magic - let's go back b4 the Electric Slide, peeps!!) I can do, but I too am a member of the Rhythmless Nation (but when you had a booy that  mesmerized , whatcha need rhythm fo'??)

The Fila - took a minute (more coordination than I have)

Most of the New Orleans dances and the Chacha slide.

Cabbage patch, prep, the smurf...what y'all youngsters know bout dat???

Anything else is comical.  So I sit in my chair, or have my drink and my two step...

LOL,... I can't ***** -BOP!!,...LOL!!!
ohh wait and um rock the boat,.. it go left right,left right,... lef,ri,lef,ri,.. oooo down low,.. ohhh

Now I got Cane and Abel stuck in my head with Master P uuuuuhhhhhhhh!
Dam!

I should've said Jubilee's, esp Stop all Pause.. Monkey on a stick?  Kinda stopped clubbing by then, lol.Josephine Johnnie- didn't really get it until the Queen B as in Biter (Beyonce) did it in Upgrade U.

Jerk and the running man

I'm practicing the jerk, but there's no hope for me and the running man.

That line dance is nothing nice is it?  Whew lawd I watched them at least ten times and still got tangled up!  I made sure I was at the end of the group so I could slink off without being seen, ugh!

  I used to  to be able to shake the almost non-existent azz (Beyonce style now), p* pop or percolate...the Jamaican thing would be tops on my list also. 

Alas no but I can do the bus stop/electric slide/cha-cha/cupid/or whatever they want to call it this week.

U mean wine?  I had a Colombian ex coworker point out to me I was doing it wrong... Go figure.. Was I embarassed!!! hell, I thought it was from the hips, not knees and isolating abs!! If I get it, it's by accident!!

I love to dance so if I learn them all (yeah, I may too old for some, but I do them anyway).
Note: my version may not look like everybody else, but it's close enough!

My favorite is Chicago Steppin' and Latin dancing.

Girl please.  I can't do any of this new stuff.  Remember that dance they were doing to (now I can't remember the kid's name).  Something about superman.  Well, you see how bad it is with me!