Share your latest KISS MY A** moment........

Ever had a good one of these?  where some shiot go down so cool and calm in your favor you get to tell a mofo to KISS YO AZZ????  LOLLLLLL

I was in Walmart Saturday (shut up Rhonda) doing my weekly shopping with babygirl.  Now, I was only a week and some days out of surgery (but CLEARED to drive and walk!!!) but I was leaning on the shopping cart for support.  By the end of the shopping trip - I was TIRED and ready to check the hell out.....

Mid day on a Saturday - this trifling Wal Mart only had three lanes open, the less than 10 item express, the less than 20 item line and ONE regular line which had 3 folk that appearently were stocking up for the next hurricane...... I went renegade and headed for the less than 20 line even though I know I had double that.....

The way the line was set, the last lady as situated with her basket curving toward me, so I was scooching up at my speed to get in line behind her.  An Asian lady was coming from the other side of her and saw me - this heffa walks up fast and parks her ass perpendicular to the lady as if to say 'you're behind ME *****!'  I ain't even sweat it.  I thanked God for that basket to lean on and said 'hey - I ain't got no plans, I can stand here, Thank you Jesus'

ONE MINUTE later - lil Wal Mart lady walks up behind me and says 'Ma'am - the self checkout line is open.'  I told her, 'Thank you, I usually use it but I am physically unable to lift anything right now'  She said 'No problem - WE will check you out ourselves'

I pulled up and was out before that Asian ***** could start putting her items on the counter - she was still one behind when I left...... KISS MY ASS *****!!!!!

Soooooo - what's your recent moment?????

WT????????? You told me to shut-up so off I run to to visit Laverne in the corner!!

I KNEW you was gonna try to get on me!!!!  I have been chilling ever since!!!!  So

LoL.......Got an email from an ex..begging and saying sorry for letting a good woman like you get away .WTH ??? ......are you serious bro...you had your chance lifes to short for re-runs so you can officially kiss my a$$ and wipe the chicken grease off your lips before you do

dam...ouch!!

double damn.. she said wipe the chicken grease off..wow

Long story short i told my ex-boss kiss my grits after suspending me for 3 weeks no pay hell the next day i applied for another job and got it so chicago classic coach all yall can kiss my grits.

Hey Mack

IONNO who can kiss my azzzzz.....
but babygurl I am happy to see you
back and up to yo ole tricks/posts.
Just want to say     I am so busy/stressed
right now (just had death in DH's family amongst
a lot of other stuff) and your post give me a much
needed chuckle.

Take it easy ... Not too much too soon, Mz Girl!