Being 'fixed up' - Do you trust your friends?????
Question - have you ever been fixed up by one of your friends? You know what I mean - they have a friend or someone they know is single and think the person is "perfect" for you so they want to fix you up and have you meet them?
Do you trust your friends or family to do this? *I* have always said that I like to pick my OWN tree to **** under - most of my friends don't REALLY know me - they know the me I let them see. LOL So I end up with an equally shady mofo or someone I really don't like because they aren't for the real me at all!!!!
The times I have been fixed up - DISASTERS!!!! Some of the funniest stories in my life to tell - but no happy endings. And it ends up making me look at my 'friend' like - WHAT DA HEYL WERE YOU THINKIN??????!!!!
Do you trust your friends or family to do this? *I* have always said that I like to pick my OWN tree to **** under - most of my friends don't REALLY know me - they know the me I let them see. LOL So I end up with an equally shady mofo or someone I really don't like because they aren't for the real me at all!!!!
The times I have been fixed up - DISASTERS!!!! Some of the funniest stories in my life to tell - but no happy endings. And it ends up making me look at my 'friend' like - WHAT DA HEYL WERE YOU THINKIN??????!!!!
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Hell no I don't trust them heffers! LOL. I feel like you, they know the me that I allow them to see. We are different with our mates or potentials. Because I don't party in the clubs don't be trying to hook me up with a high holy roller (nothing against praising him but I don't want to sit and discuss the bible everytime I see ya!). If they look at the men I dated in the past none of them fit a mold. There is a unique quality I can spot and others do not have the capability to spot that for me. I appreciate the effort but save yourself the headache.
Also, I hate when married friends feel the need to get you married too. Marriage is not for everyone. And if/when I am ready I will take that leap. Don't think I am a leper because the eternal band is not on my finger! The more you gripe about you wish you had taken the time to get to know your hubby, the more I am thankful that I am taking my time to find the one for me.
**double tuck with a twist dismount off of my high horse**

Also, I hate when married friends feel the need to get you married too. Marriage is not for everyone. And if/when I am ready I will take that leap. Don't think I am a leper because the eternal band is not on my finger! The more you gripe about you wish you had taken the time to get to know your hubby, the more I am thankful that I am taking my time to find the one for me.

**double tuck with a twist dismount off of my high horse**
And ladies and gentlemen - it's the first perfect 10 of the night!!! Stunning performance and dismount..... LMAOOOOOO
I so feel you on the married mofos - I got a girlfriend who USED to be on the single scene with me and did the game HARDER than ME! Now she's married and tries to fix me up a couple times a year - and ain't nary one my 'type'....... LOL
I so feel you on the married mofos - I got a girlfriend who USED to be on the single scene with me and did the game HARDER than ME! Now she's married and tries to fix me up a couple times a year - and ain't nary one my 'type'....... LOL
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......
Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/
LEE
on 6/14/09 2:55 am, edited 6/14/09 4:03 am
on 6/14/09 2:55 am, edited 6/14/09 4:03 am
I don't want my friends hooking me up because all of my friends are huge with really really huge friends.
I'm not trying to be dealing with no more fat chicks because no matter how they shower and scrub that **** just ain't fresh.
LOL
Nothing stanks like fat girl crevis stank
I'm not dissing the big girls, cause me and Becca were huge. I'm just talking from experience.
I'm not trying to be dealing with no more fat chicks because no matter how they shower and scrub that **** just ain't fresh.

Nothing stanks like fat girl crevis stank

I'm not dissing the big girls, cause me and Becca were huge. I'm just talking from experience.
Salty Pickle a.k.a. Lee