you look like my future ex wife!!
So even though I can't drink liquor, I still hang out with a bunch of drunks and I support them in their alcoholic endeavors.
The other day I'm at the bar with my man who is also married. He makes eye contact with a woman across the room and the flirt game begins. He says to me "yo, she looks like my 2nd wife...and you know I've only been married once".
Even after hearing that lame joke 5011 times, I still find it amusing. But this time I corrected him and told him that I thought she looked like his future EX wife.
He asked why I thought he would get and then get rid of such a fine azz woman, I broke it down like this:
"For every fine woman you see, there is a man somewhere who is sick of her **** The same is true for fine men & the women who would love nothing more than for them to take a long walk off a short pier.
See, when you first get with her fine azz, its all gravy baby. The sex is incredible and y'all havin a good ol' time. Y'all sharin each others bodies and y'all sharin good times.
But the only reason y'all havin so much fun is cuz thats all y'all sharin.....sex and fun. Once you start sharin each others problems and worries and troubles and trials and tribulations.....THE GAME CHANGES. Then things stop bein so fun...sh*t starts gettin real.
And that my friend, is when you will slowly start to get sick of her just like the others.
You won't meet the woman you'll spend the rest of your life with until you meet the one you will share all that other sh*t with. Not just sex and fun. When you meet the woman who moves you to want to share her problems and worries and troubles and trials and tribulations with....and she's willing to share yours....THATS when you've found it. When you can tell her to rest her shoulders and just be....or you can tell her to place her burdens on your shoulders cuz you got her.....THATS when you've found it."
So my man 50 grand...my ace....my dog....my brotha from anotha mutha....turned to me and said
"MAN, TO HELL WITH DAT SURGERY. YOU WERE MORE FUN WHEN YOU WAS A DRUNK."
Then he got off the bar stool and went over to talk to the woman he'd been flirting with.
The other day I'm at the bar with my man who is also married. He makes eye contact with a woman across the room and the flirt game begins. He says to me "yo, she looks like my 2nd wife...and you know I've only been married once".
Even after hearing that lame joke 5011 times, I still find it amusing. But this time I corrected him and told him that I thought she looked like his future EX wife.
He asked why I thought he would get and then get rid of such a fine azz woman, I broke it down like this:
"For every fine woman you see, there is a man somewhere who is sick of her **** The same is true for fine men & the women who would love nothing more than for them to take a long walk off a short pier.
See, when you first get with her fine azz, its all gravy baby. The sex is incredible and y'all havin a good ol' time. Y'all sharin each others bodies and y'all sharin good times.
But the only reason y'all havin so much fun is cuz thats all y'all sharin.....sex and fun. Once you start sharin each others problems and worries and troubles and trials and tribulations.....THE GAME CHANGES. Then things stop bein so fun...sh*t starts gettin real.
And that my friend, is when you will slowly start to get sick of her just like the others.
You won't meet the woman you'll spend the rest of your life with until you meet the one you will share all that other sh*t with. Not just sex and fun. When you meet the woman who moves you to want to share her problems and worries and troubles and trials and tribulations with....and she's willing to share yours....THATS when you've found it. When you can tell her to rest her shoulders and just be....or you can tell her to place her burdens on your shoulders cuz you got her.....THATS when you've found it."
So my man 50 grand...my ace....my dog....my brotha from anotha mutha....turned to me and said
"MAN, TO HELL WITH DAT SURGERY. YOU WERE MORE FUN WHEN YOU WAS A DRUNK."
Then he got off the bar stool and went over to talk to the woman he'd been flirting with.
OMG - you're funny than a mofo! But - so right!!!! All my relationships used to last about 90 days - cause that's about how long we could go without discussing REAL life......when I ended up in a convo with my dude talking about constipation stories right BEFORE xes - that's when I knew there was some real shiot (for real!) LMAOOOOOO
I liked Chris Rock's view that you got to love the CRUST of a mofo to really be with them - or that 80/20 rule from TP 'Why Did I Get Married?' - that shiot is real clear too.
and stop obsessing over the alcohol! you'll be drinking again soon enough and end up blowing up because of it *experience speaking here*
I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price....... 
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