OT - Guess who's biz-zack!

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What a way to sum up these current events....You go BOYYYYYY!!!!

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Welcome back!

Thanks.  It's good to be back.  California had temperatures like 103 and 105 degrees.  The last time I saw numbers like that was when my daughter had a fever.

MAN OKAY???!!!!!  LOL  I don't know WHEN these athletes will learn that pink AND tan biotches ain't nothing but trouble..... you can shut a sista up with a CHECK - them hoes wanna take you OUT!!!!  That was just crazieness!!!!

Personally - any mofo that buy me an Escalade and a condo can keep his wife, baby mama, jump off or WHOMEVER - yea, I SAID it - I CAN be bought......... my price is just high as heyl and there are CONSISTENT maintenance fees involved, hence, I am still single. 

HOLLA!!!! 

Pink and tan?!  Sheeeeeeeeeeet!  Some of those brown chick-a-dees be talking that cut-a-*****s-nuts-off mess.  I don't know about the othe fellas on here but I need Deez Nuts in order for Dis Dyck to work again.  Steve's azz got off lite in my opinion.

As for putting the putty on a maintenance plan:

Oh yeah it'll be all "business as usual" until the Great Cookie Swap starts scratchin that special itch all while uncovering new itches that need a good scratchin'.  Sooner or later that ninja won't answer his cell phone right away and out comes the flashlight at noon -- after that it all goes to hell in a handbasket dosed with gasoline and kerosine.

 

Naw cuz - that ain't how *I* roll.  As long as the bills are paid - i'm good.  Now, let the lights get cut off - yea, I'm breaking out flashlights and errythang else cause you ain't on the ball - but I ain't NEVA been the chick to try to go FIND a ninja.  If he move around, it's time to rotate in another ninja off the bench, ya heard???  LOL!!! 

See that brings up an interesting point right there.  How come she didn't do that?  He must've had her seeing stars and feeling like she was shooting them out of her azz too the way she reacted (or over-reacted). 

Was it THAT good to her to make her go to that extreme?  Can a brotha sling it like THAT in real life?

Can't no bruh slang that hard.  What SOME bruhs do, tho - is tell a biotch all kinds of nonsense that they KNOW they ain't gon do i.e. "Imma leave my wife and four kids for you someday" and then hit her with the truth and she lose it cause she done built her whole life around this ninja and now it's fallen apart..... and she snap.    It ain't the wood, it's the force of the stroke that gets the mudda*****a in trouble, feel me?