Freaky Friday - part 2 (For real this time!)

Any chocolate sauces or honey involved?

Not for the toes.  I save that for other body parts.

Oh most definitely! 


However, I think if I were to give the toes some love, I'd probably want to introduce some light flavors here and there.  I'm not trying to cook a meal just nibble on them and be attentive.

I'm not above toe sauce (have done it before), but I don't spend a great deal of time there...just enough to make his blood pressure rise and I hear a whimpering/moaning/cussing combination.   I love the 3-pack combo.  Bwwaaaahhhhaaaa!

Mmmmm...  Hmmm...  Okay.  You've got my pants down around my ankles now and I'm staring over at the Vaseline.  And then what?

.........and then I work my way up and around.   No body part is safe from my tongue, hand, and devices. 

You mean to tell me that even my ankles would get some love toe.  Oh goody!

Well I can't just crack this acorn open now, I got to find out what happens to my elbows and earlobes. 

 

                                                                         



Why'd you have to go and fugg up my high talking about money like that?  You get me all worked up and then "Dayum!" 

The same thing happened to me just the other day.  The preacher's wife asked me for a small donation to help her get her hair done.  I was like, "**** your man is up there robbing me from the pulpit now you're in here trying to rob from the bedroom."  Can't a ninja catch a break?!

Sorry, Ninja.  I had to delete my last response.  I have to preserve my  image.  You, on the other hand, are off da chain!   Love it!