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Sounds like a line I told a dude - he wanted me to drive clear across town to hop in his bed, no dinner or NOTHING - I told him my p*ssy ain't pizza - there ain't no delivery and I for damn sho AIN'T Digorno!!!!!
Sounds like a line I told a dude - he wanted me to drive clear across town to hop in his bed, no dinner or NOTHING - I told him my p*ssy ain't pizza - there ain't no delivery and I for damn sho AIN'T Digorno!!!!!
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@ I told him my p*ssy ain't pizza - there ain't no delivery and I for damn sho AIN'T Digorno!!!!! I know MM...its really tripping me out because now that I have opened up my dating pool...I just have to laugh because so far they are ALL saying the same gawddayam thing only with different accents! Well on to round two...we shall see.
OMG!!! You did not say your p*#sy was not pizza, Trina! Girl...o.k., you and Aaron...need to do a show...yep...a BAF show!
I'm done...lemme go get my shower and get to the office...y'all know you got me cracking up this morning!!!
Whew lawd!!!
I'm done...lemme go get my shower and get to the office...y'all know you got me cracking up this morning!!!
Whew lawd!!!
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i'm mad at al gore. the internet makes folk think errrything sposed to happen fast. guess it would hafta be as important to the person you're dating as it is to you. i dated this dude a few years ago - intelligent, liked to travel, gorgeous, (shani he was the 16 outta 16 things on the list guy LOL) and in case i needed an alternate 17th thing he had a british accent which i love on a black man. sorry, aneeeehooo, we dated for bit before i could pinpoint what was bothering me: he was the *perfect* dude for me on paper, the chemistry, fiyah!, but zero intimacy. it's not important to everybody. i left on the day he struggled to name the company i work for.
i'm mad at al gore. the internet makes folk think errrything sposed to happen fast. guess it would hafta be as important to the person you're dating as it is to you. i dated this dude a few years ago - intelligent, liked to travel, gorgeous, (shani he was the 16 outta 16 things on the list guy LOL) and in case i needed an alternate 17th thing he had a british accent which i love on a black man. sorry, aneeeehooo, we dated for bit before i could pinpoint what was bothering me: he was the *perfect* dude for me on paper, the chemistry, fiyah!, but zero intimacy. it's not important to everybody. i left on the day he struggled to name the company i work for.
be happy, laughter burns calories
Cheez Doodles. You work for Cheez Doodles. Am I in there? 
Oh rats! It's the big feet thing again huh? My bad.
i'm mad at al gore. the internet makes folk think errrything sposed to happen fast.
I totally agree with this statement. One of these independant Think Tanks did a study and found that the majority of people who view, use, watch porn are men. No surprise right? But they also went as far as saying that when these men view porn daily over a lengthy period of time like two to three months consecutively they begin to view the world in a porn like setting. For example, if such a viewer goes to the supermarket, he then begins to fantasize about her xesually and will overlook whether or not she did her job correctly. If he views a woman driving in a car, he'll imagine her having xes with him right there in the car. It's crazy, but it does happen.
guess it would hafta be as important to the person you're dating as it is to you. i dated this dude a few years ago - intelligent, liked to travel, gorgeous, (shani he was the 16 outta 16 things on the list guy LOL) and in case i needed an alternate 17th thing he had a british accent which i love on a black man.
Why'd you break Idris Elba's heart.
That brotha hadn't stopped crying over you yet. Poor bastid.
Oh rats! It's the big feet thing again huh? My bad.i'm mad at al gore. the internet makes folk think errrything sposed to happen fast.
I totally agree with this statement. One of these independant Think Tanks did a study and found that the majority of people who view, use, watch porn are men. No surprise right? But they also went as far as saying that when these men view porn daily over a lengthy period of time like two to three months consecutively they begin to view the world in a porn like setting. For example, if such a viewer goes to the supermarket, he then begins to fantasize about her xesually and will overlook whether or not she did her job correctly. If he views a woman driving in a car, he'll imagine her having xes with him right there in the car. It's crazy, but it does happen.
guess it would hafta be as important to the person you're dating as it is to you. i dated this dude a few years ago - intelligent, liked to travel, gorgeous, (shani he was the 16 outta 16 things on the list guy LOL) and in case i needed an alternate 17th thing he had a british accent which i love on a black man.
Why'd you break Idris Elba's heart.
That brotha hadn't stopped crying over you yet. Poor bastid. Cheez Doodles. You work for Cheez Doodles. Am I in there? Oh rats! It's the big feet thing again huh? My bad.
CheezITS <- don't get hurt.
I totally agree with this statement. One of these independant Think Tanks did a study and found that the majority of people who view, use, watch porn are men. No surprise right? But they also went as far as saying that when these men view porn daily over a lengthy period of time like two to three months consecutively they begin to view the world in a porn like setting.
you mean when you answer the door for the ups guy, nothing's sposed to happen after he puts his pen down?? um, w'oops.
Why'd you break Idris Elba's heart. That brotha hadn't stopped crying over you yet. Poor bastid.
i'm flattered butthe one thing i cannot do is date a man who knows he's fine. there can only be one pretty one in the relationship and i need his cheerful cooperation.
Oh rats! It's the big feet thing again huh? My bad.CheezITS <- don't get hurt.
I totally agree with this statement. One of these independant Think Tanks did a study and found that the majority of people who view, use, watch porn are men. No surprise right? But they also went as far as saying that when these men view porn daily over a lengthy period of time like two to three months consecutively they begin to view the world in a porn like setting.
you mean when you answer the door for the ups guy, nothing's sposed to happen after he puts his pen down?? um, w'oops.
Why'd you break Idris Elba's heart.
That brotha hadn't stopped crying over you yet. Poor bastid.i'm flattered butthe one thing i cannot do is date a man who knows he's fine. there can only be one pretty one in the relationship and i need his cheerful cooperation.
be happy, laughter burns calories
I think for so many people who have been together for a while, things become route. You go through the motions. Stick flap A into slot B and shake until blended! But good lovemaking takes good love and lots of work, to be honest. The truth is that sex is a physical act that has spiritual attributes. When you ignore the spirituality of sex, you lose the long term joy of it and it dies after the physical act is done. When you embrace its spirituality, sex become better, more fulfilling and it deepens the bond between you. Loving someone well means loving someone totally.
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