Freaky Friday - The Art of Talking Dirty!!!

who me???   NOOOOOOOOO.................

(i'm strickly "quiet and missionary style".  i don't even do "********".  that's just nassy D_A. )

Joanne: Hello.  Bernadette's ***** Emporium and PC repair.  Dis is Joanne.  How may I help you?

Double_Ayy:  Hi Joanne.  Well my uncle Doug ova here ya see can use a possible upgrade on... uh... thangs.  Nahmean?!  He says he's a little low on his freaky files... He say he don't even do ********

Joanne:   Whhaaaaaa...  You jokin?  Oh no, no, NO!  Bring his azz in right now!  Today we're running a special on upgrades that will take care of all of that and even give his azz horny thoughts 24-7 to boot.
 
Double_Ayy: Word?  Will it work?

Joanne:  **** yeah it'll work! Trust me, Honey.  After this treatment you'll have to beat him off of the meter maids with a stick.  He'll stay in heat.  Dat ninja will walk pass folks at the bus stop and light cigarettes without a lit match or lighter.  Will it work?  Pffff...  C'mon now...

Double_Ayy:  Aiight den...  I'll load him into the truck right now and won't even tell him where we're going.  He'll be so surprised. 

What's up, Doug.

You ain't the only one freak-peekin' in here. lol.  :)

You crack me up Mr D_A!

You all may make me have to install that new shower head I've had sitting around for over a year. I may have to go cruisin at the club tonight now. 

I like a low moaning I want to fcku you hard, fcku you now kind of talk.  I want you to know I'm aching for you and only you and I want to know your plums are turning blue just for me. 

Now for a wrench and that new shower head...

 Gurl...you are going to need to get a new Avie when you are posting in the x-rated thread. I just can't take it. LMAO! 

I'm not gonna touch on the topic at hand, just wanted to say-

me likey your new avatar!

Thank you.  Same to you too.

I was just going to peek in here, the I thought what the hey. Ill post...why not.

I am a total freak, you can call me what you want and do what you want. I love when my man tells me what he wants me to do to him. So the "Sugg dis d!ck sutff does not bother me at all. Hell smack my a$$ enough, pull my hair, and talk enough **** and you will see a whole new side of me. LOL! Funny thing is that my BF is soooo quiet, but hes learning........and Im loving teaching him.

 @ I am a total freak...


I say if you're gonna do something, then don't do it half ass.  Go 'head and totally commit to it and get the job done right.

Lmfao...dis is way too much for my young virgin eyes && ears..i just like to giggle..i just giggle and wiggle..rofl..woww. im suprised im here sayin this to u guys..but idk talkin kinda throw me off..i think it kinda fcks up my mood..i just like moans and grunts and my giggling ofcoursee..