Dating: Signs it's taking a nose dive?

Oh my do I have a few of these.

1) I was talking to this guy on the phone and the convo was getting good, so I suggested we go have a drink. It was about 11:15pm. This mofo told me that he couldnt b/c his curfew was at 11pm. I am like curfew, he goes yeah.....didnt I tell you I was on parole. OH HELL NAW! I quickly made up a lie to get off the phone.

2) I met this guy and after talking for a while, he wanted to go on a date. I was like sure that sounds fun. This mutha asked me to pick him up around 6. Did you say pick you up? And you say your 35? I was like oh no, I thought you told me you had your own "everything". He told me...well I did. So I am thinking well maybe his car is in the shop. This mofo then told me that he totaled his car while drinking and driving 4 years ago. Oh no.....get the hell out of here.

3) My ex and I were going to go to church. This a$$ comes out of his house with wrinked pants and a wrinkle shirt, and had the nerve to tell me .....well they say come as you are. GET YOUR BIG GROWN A$$ IN THERE AND IRON THOSE DAMN CLOTHES.

I will say hang  in there ladies. GOD has brought some people in my life that made me seriouly wonder if I was on his bad list. lol! Then it happened, he gave me the best man I think any woman can ask for. There is no way I would ever trade him, thats my heart.

 @ Did you say pick you up?

Mutha-Fuggah, say what?!

 @ .....well they say come as you are. GET YOUR BIG GROWN A$$ IN THERE AND IRON THOSE DAMN CLOTHES.  


I second that motion!!! 

 @ sacoozi. 

So a friend puts in personal ads for herself and me...  This guy responds to mine.  Sounds really nice on the phone.  I recognize his last name as being somewhat prominent in that town and turns out his family owns funeral homes, some businesses and held elected offices.  So dude is talking really nice.  He always called me after I initially contacted him.  He finally gives me a phone number and guess what?  It's a halfway house for drug addicts.   He had been talking so big and his family had disowned him...he had nothing. I told him I didn't think it would work out but he badgered me saying that I must not be what I say I am either.  I met that joker just to prove a point.  He wanted to meet me at Wendy's.  LOL.  Got there he already had a drink and had the nerve to tell me you can buy yourself one.  LOL!  I

Since I've dropped this weight I have had some bold moves put on me in odd places.  Walmart? The grocery store?  the cafeteria at work?  Stop violating my personal space. 
I did do a double take when the Krispy Kreme man approached me... all I could think of was Hot Donuts Now!  He could be my donut hook-up. 

 @ Got there he already had a drink and had the nerve to tell me you can buy yourself one.  LOL!  I


No he didn't.....and I bet he thought he was being  extra courteous for even offering YOU to buy your own drink. NEXT 

The minute he slips up and says he want to smoke some recreational grass its a wrap...say what you want but that stuff is for losers

Yep....for me...even if it were legal....I just can't stand the smell it leave on the clothes, breathe etc... Like cigarettes...just not an attractive odor!

I got one when the ninja ask you out for a date then turns around in the same sentence and ask came you come pick me up my car is in the shop. WTF!!!! Not no but HE!L to the naw ain't happening.

You know what...I am beginning to think this is the #1 nose dive of all time....I was talking to one dude...and he told me that it would be hard to meet up with me at a particular spot in HIS town ( I was going to be there on business anyway) BECAUSE the bus did not run that way.  I mean in this day and age EVERY one should have a set of wheels. I don't care if its a FRED FLINTSTONE special...need to be able to get around and not DEPEND on others. NEXT!