I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK

YOUR doc is doing what HE does - don't compare your shiot to another mofo.  Regardless of the procedure being named the same - every doc has his own 'mix' of things that he wants his folk on.

MY doc had me on a certain program - homies of mine were only supposed to eat meats and green leafy veggies for 2 years...... umm - right.  Needless to say - I'VE been able to maintain my shiot - both of them have had issues.......

Chill the 6 mos ma - you'll be so damn fine you'll forget that burger was that damn important to you.

But my issues is in two weeks all I have on the instructions from my doctor is Regular foods.  I mean really.  I keep hearing different things and on my regular food week I want to know what I can and can't have.  I am going to try to keep it healthy but I don't know which way to go.  Perhaps I will see a nutritionist for a little more directions (sometimes I wish my insurance wasn't so easy and made me do some of that shiggidy in advance).

"regular foods" means what you can tolerate and what makes sense.  Doesn't mean you get to turn the fat girl on and start grazing your ass off!!!

Come on, really - do you REALLY need a damn nut consult?  You know what's right and what's not - you ain't brand new to the damn game!!!!

~smh~ this ain't THAT different from lap, cuz - stop being all newbie fresh and dumb - you KNOW the damn rules!  

Dayum Trina, why don't you tel her how you REALLY feel?  LMAO

Hey Brenda, your pouch will tell you what to eat.  And it will make sure you pay attention cause your azz will be either , , or depending on whether it likes it or not.

Whatever Kim!!!  you know if I know yo azz I ain't sugar coatin it!!!! 

ROFL.  Damn dawg!  Ok, I am kinda actig newbie fresh huh.  But on the band I could never eat breakfast (I couldn't eat until later in the day).  I never could eat oatmeal, bread of ANY kind, or even cereal.  I haven't had a bowl of cereal in a year and 1/2.  So I guess I need to get a feel of what is "regular" for the bypass because regular for the band was in no way really regular.

Yea - you acting like you ain't neva been in the game - and that needs to stop now.

Yo azz prolly won't be able to eat bread of ANY kind - my shiot always has to be wheat and toasted and NOT that much -

Oatmeal i**** or miss - depends on the day, thickenss, flavor and whatever mood my pouch is in

Cereal - can't neva tell - one day frosted flakes, next day puke city.

There is no regular for RNY EITHER!!!!  Imma really need you to stop acting like you have gone from car to flying an airplane - you just went from stick shift to automatic transmission - BUT YOU STILL DRIVING AND THE RULES OF THE ROAD AIN'T CHANGED!!!!!

Yea - Imma be all ova yo azz - don't even trip.  Get used to it and don't try and hide and not post your bull**** cause you know you still wanna know. 

ROFL, girl you know damn well I aint gonna be hiding I aint scared of you mofo's on this bored.  I don't even care if I get a kick in the arse as long as the kick comes with some damn answers. 

Ok, I got it now same game as band I will have to try hit or miss.  But **** I got these ideas of granduer regarding all the **** I can eat from hanging with you mofos.  Hell at the meet n greets I been to, you RNY'rs were eating your asses off, meanwhile I am running to the bathroom to throw the hell up.  If anybody ever see CC and Ro Ro asses eat they will think this WLS is a magic damn bullet.  I can't wait to get back to Maryland so I can actually enjoy the damn Philly Cheesesteak them mofos were eating errydamn night.

Shhhiiiiitttttt - okay Ms. Pop-in-Fresh Biscuit.  Gon try all ya damn foods then come crying on a 'I can't understand why I plateaued' or 'I need to lose these last X lbs and can't' post

Imma be layin dead to TEAR yo ass up!!!!! 

It ain't har****hat's real talk...*thinkin'* though the last time I "real talked" I ended up with death threats...LMAO

No but really dude 6 days???