Sub for MSW: Accountability post

Hey Mama,

How you been? You look great... I am jumpin on the train officialy tmw and since I know you are a drill sergeant and dont take no mess...I am officially choosing you as my accountability partner. I am going to backline you my email so that if you dont see me here to  report in...let me have it for real!!!!

Gurl - so GLAD you put this on front street - cause when I jump fly I don't want NOBODY calling me MEAN!!!!!

Welcome aboard - I'll be more than happy to say 'goot mernin' to you and see you check in.......

And please keep the hollerin to a minimum when you get your first azz kickin alright?  My ears be sensitive an ish.....

You have my full permission to put me on blast ....cause I have nothing but excuses to offer for my poor eating habits....excuses that are waaaaayyy tired now....so do ya thing !!

Kelly