That's right I said it!

(deactivated member)
on 5/12/11 1:35 am

Ho hum...

Here's some of the things that have been on my mind lately:

- Without Bin Laden and the Lakers to hate on, I don't even know who I am anymore.
- The day ended with me falling asleep while reading in bed. Didn't see that coming.
- My daughter scored a goal in her soccer game the other day. I am an excellent parent!
- Just how gruesome are these Bin Laden photos anyway? Shirtless Star Jones gruesome?
- An afternoon meeting without coffee is dangerous. One sleepy head-bob and you've approved the next Soul Plane remake.
- How long does a patent last? I'm thinking about designing New Year's Eve novelty glasses for the year 10000.
- The last thing I want is a pair of expensive headphones that might cause a stranger to ask me about my headphones.
- Great! Made it another day without having to know Algebra.
- Wore an American flag diaper and cape to work today because I didn't want to stand out.
- Never celebrate after destroying a small enemy spaceship, ‘cause someone’s about to point off-screen and say “Oh. My. God."
- Ah, glorious May. Time to cut the toenails.
- Sometimes you just have to eat a whole pie by yourself in order to show today's young people what's possible.
- No matter what, people will be able to say I died doing what I loved because I really enjoy walking towards bright lights.
- OMG! I just realized Haydn's Violin Concerto no.6 in G major is totally about sex.
- I wonder if Taiwnaese sneaker factories have a "Take Your Parents To Work Day."
- If you don't have time to stop and smell the roses, at least pause and sniff the conference room speakerphone.
- In retrospect, I should have bought one of those hybrid cars that run on gas and electricity instead of gas and gold.
- Here's the ad slogan I'm going to use to win the ham account: "Ham. The Other Pork Meat."
- I hope the Kate Middleton story inspires other commoners to be hot.