Sex Kills...............

Tina, ..........you cracked me up!! Happy Anniversary!!! willby

LMAO @ parachute underpants

ok ladies: you know what you get when you start messing around again, don't you? hand on the bible, my husband and i (28 years) had sex exactly twice since surgery in february. NOW I'M LATE. i sincerely hope it's only my body being tramatized by surgery, or, perhaps the start of menopause. i'm supposed to be having a hysterectomy asap - but if i don't get my period soon - i may be having something else. if you know what i mean. I'M DAMN NEAR 48 YEARS OLD **** oh **** double **** triple **** **** **** - did i mention **** what i really need is to calm down. it is what it is, right? say a prayer for me, OK. hugs dorthe

((((((((dorthe))))))))) ruh roh! Will keep my fingers AND toes crossed for you Dorthe! Huggs, Ruth

dorthe, I am not religious...............but i will keep my fingers, toes, legs,eyes, and everything else crossed. I dont think SH*t is too strong a word I would have to add a few more expletives. Like *%*%*&%&^%*&^%(*(*%#%$#%$#&%(^(&*_(+_(+_*(*^&$^%#^%%*&^)*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!! willby

OK LADIES MAYBE I AM WEIRD BUT I LOVE SEX AND CAN FIND WAYS LOL I WEIGH 413 AND HAVE BECOME QUITE ADEPT AT WAYS TO IMPROVE IT BREATH I AGREE WITH BUT IT IS STILL AWESOME AND I AM A SINGLE MOM BUT HAVE A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS LOL SO IF YOU WANT IT IT CAN HAPPEN LOL LOVE CANDY

You all are just too funny! And Wilby (Love the Name) you have said exactly what I have been thinking for months. Sorry, I am new to the boards... maybe a little slow too... what does SMO Sisters mean?

Sipele, SMO means Super Morbidly Obese...which most of us are or have been that is on this board. Lori

Thanks Lori! Guess I'm A little slow once in awhile! lol Well, Ladies and Gents, I would like to Introduce myself... My name is Sipele K and I am SMO!!!!!!!!

Sounds like I may need to move to VA! Huggs, Ruth