Pee, Poo & Pew: A Dionysus Original

Yes, everyone tell you you poop more and it stinks more. It REALLY REALLY does. Like its amazing, but honestly, your poop stinks? Umm, everyone's does, this is just worst. and honestly I think we are more sensitive about it bc people say it about us. I use air freshner and do not eat carbs during the day, that's about the only different.

I still go poop at work if I need to or at restaurants. I travel and share rooms with people. Its not like I hide out at my house and refuse to leave until I'm done pooping.

Thank you very much for your reply and feedback, Emily.  So I'm getting from you and everybody's else responses that we should be mostly OK, as long as we keep away from carbs during the day, especially refined sugar and breads.  Do I have it right?

When at home, then I can use the bathroom that is the one that is least used.

Hey, that begs another question.  Do you and other DS'ers begin to have a "designated" bathroom that you mostly use, and others mostly stay away from?  I was just wondering if that started to naturally happen, not a "rule" or anything, but an evolution of cir****tances.

Anyway, here I am going into left field again, with that question.  Thank you, Emily.

Like you (and everyone else) I though - **** stinks!  I mean how bad can it be?  Well its bad.  Bad enough that my mom said something to me.   And it has this lingering quality.... Wow.  I need to bottle the stuff and sell it.  You will not know until after surgery - Its one of those things that you have to deal with when it comes.  Its hard to understand before hand and there is nothing really that you can do to prepare for it or simulate it.

On the flip side, if you want to really smell how bad it is, I'll get on a plane and come poop in your bathroom.  Got any frequent flier miles???

 My husband still wants to figure out a way to make money off my farts - like chemical warfare.    Or hostage negotiation.

I want to sell it to college aged boys for pranking purposes.  I think it would do well in the US in frat houses.  GUARANTEED to clear a room or 100% money back!

Tough college exam question.  Questions & answers for tomorrows tests are located at the frat house.

 

Lol lol lol.  Too funny!

I think i might have to print this out and hang it on the bathroom door.

Great idea!  Or have it on one side of one of those "do not disturb" placards that hang on the door handle at hotels, with some kind of "safe" picture on the other side.  You could change the picture back and forth!  That would be cool, and hilarious, at least with my sense of humor.  I wonder where/how I could get it made so it looked clean, and wouldn't get all scraggly looking?  Maybe one of those sign stores?