Went To the Grocery Store Last Night (A Must Read Post)

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, and a drunk was standing behind me watching as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly states, 'You must be single.'


I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

OMG Iwould have said to the fool, yell thats why you drink isnt it. To forget just how ugly you are.fool Then i would have knocked him on his drunk a.s

Jo, that was so funny. It made me laugh and that helps to make my day a great one.  I am so glad that you are doing better. I am still keeping you in my special prayers though. It doesn't hurt to be on the safe side, right? Love and hugs to you.

OMG how rude wouldn't you like to say a few choice words to him. But that not something  you would do.   My thinking is if they are a jeck when they are drunk they are    a real jeck when sober.    Jodi , you are Beautiful   Love Ya, Gail

I'm sure that was a joke, right? My husband was a police officer for 13 years.  During that time, he arrested this one drunk man that just was beligerant as all get out.   He looked at my husband and said, "Man you are fat!".  Without blinking an eye, my husband looks at him and said "I may be fat.  But you are ugly and I can lose weight!"  That's the truth!

Obviously the mans drunkenness was affecting his eyesight. Pay no mind to idiots like that! You are beautiful!

oooh I so hope that was a joke cuz I talked to you while we were out and about, yesterday and I saw nothing ugly what so ever. If it was at kroger's ya should hollered over at my lane that I was in and I would came over there, cuz you know I was already in a foul mood, I would of showed him ugly LOL

Yep! A joke!
My mom emailed it to me the other day. Sorry to confuse everyone,hahahahahahahah!

I feel silly i laughed when i first read it but then ive ran into people like that i grew up with family like that and they dont remember what they said after they sober up..

lol well that is good to hear that it was just a joke, I was sitting there thinking after I read it that I didnt I saw that stuff in your cart but I knew I didnt pay that much attention.