Humpday B*TCHFest

Yeah and you calling me an old hag doesn't help! Just because you're still in diapers and able to look cute in overalls doesn't give you the right!!

I am sympathizing with you.  It must suck being old.

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Don't you go dyin' on me now!

Pills are gooood!

I was ok with 30 it is the 35 i had some serious issues with.  I was seeing every wrinkle, every grey hair, it was just sauteed in wrong sauce!  Nothing like thinking you are old and fat, it was a messed up birthday. 

LOL...That is so funny. Well at least we can change the "fat" part, if not the old part!

It's below zero with the windchill and I have to walk to court 3 different times today AND I forgot my gloves.  I am cold. I still don't understand how I'm getting bills for my surgery that are OVER my deductible. My oldest son (10yrs old) got a detention because he said that he didn't believe in war when they had a military guest in the classroom. The teacher said it was disrespectful, even though she acknowleges that he did not say it rudely, just matter of factly.  I'm fighting this one.  I was so hoping to get through school not being the *****y mom.  

My list sucks THis is what happened to me in my first 2 hours of yesterday. 1. Slammed my hand in the door went to Urgicare.. Hurts like a mother even today. Nothing Broke. 2. Driving from the urgicenter to work I get pulled over and get a ticket for making a right on red during 7am and 5pm.   3. While officer is writing my ticket I get a voicemail from my college counselor that I didn't graduate and he didnt promise to make my stats class go away.  So I have to take a class this spring because he is a lying asshole. Adding to my list of problems.. ~My money situation has improved, but not much better.  I am caught up but struggling. ~6 more days til my gall bladder comes out.  This past weekend.. I was going to go to the emergency room it hurt so bad.  Feeling better today. ~I put on weight instead of lost this month even though I am eating better and was going to the gym like crazy.  LOVELY.  I had my husband hide the scale so I dont loo****il 2 weeks after my GB comes out. ~My favorite dog Casper is having surgery to remove a tumor (not cancerous) on Friday, so I am freaking about that.. although the vet says it should be relatively easy as long as they have enough skin to cover the place the tumor used to be.. (It is on his leg, not much extra skin there, plus he is only 10 lbs to begin with) ~The window people are finally coming out tomorrow to fix my bay window that I got in MAY.  I still owe them $1000.. I hope they dont mind waiting the same 8 months to get the money as it did to come out and fix the window.  I will pay in small increments.  It isn't like they can come and take it away. My dogs would hop out the window and eat them. lol ~It was 55 degrees out last night at 9pm.. this morning it was 12 with winds over 60mph.. don't ya just love Cleveland? ~I am sick of constantly having something to worry about or think about.  It would be so nice to come home at night and just sit and watch tv and not be thinking about all the shyte going wrong in my life.   I know some people have it ALOT worse and I feel bad for them.. but I can only worry about me, my husband, my mother in law, and my 3 dogs right now.. lol  I'm full. Amanda ps. ~I am sick of hearing about the election, the caucuses, the candidates, the complete bull shyte they feed us and dont follow through on. ~The State of the Union was a laugh.. W is trying to crack down on things now 7 years into his term?  WTF has he been doing since he cheated his way into office?  I think we need to start regulating how much money we are wasting.. blah blah blah.. We will be in the Black by 2010.. no shyte.. we should have someone with a brain in office by then. (either rep or dem) ~Writer's strike is really ******g me off.. I dont want any more reality shows.. I have enough reality.  Give them some more money already.. do you really need a million an episode???  Give them some of your money.. without your writing you have NOTHING TO DO. Bette..  thanks for the FREE THERAPY.

ahhhhhhhh.......I have been waiting for this. 1.  my home computer.  There will be a separate post about this because I need some friggin help! 2.  people that get all worked up about drama on the board and say they are leaving.  Sorry if that is mean,  but c'MON...it is VERY easy to avoid the drama...and it is such a small percentage of what goes on here...you are shooting yourself in the foot! 3. All the admin stuff that goes into my job.  Takes half my time. 4.  The fact that yesterday I had my air conditioning on,  today my heater.  Pick a season Texas 5.  intolerant people.   intolerant of other surgeries, other religions, other races, other political views.  Not neccessarily in that order. I'll probably be back...there are many more