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Oh, let me try: all mine worked.  Oops! Edited out all the bad words.

Is there anything that can be done to remove this filter, or make it a bit less sensitive?  It is kinda sad that we cant curse in the locker room. FUCK **** **** EAT ME (bet the last one got thru)

Even cir****tantially suspect words seem to be filtered out completely, But images still get right on through…. Power Best Wishes- Dx

 

Oh My God .. That is SO hilarious, Dx - WELCOME BACK!

I see cuss words!!! You wanna see cuss words too? 1. Click on "User Settings" in the forum menu on the left. 2. Scroll down and select the "Yes" radio button under the "Allow Adult Content" section. Allow Adult Content: Yes No Adult Content includes nudity and profanity.

Hurray - it worked.  Nice job Chris.

Can I get a reply to this past the filters? ETA: finally I can. Dx: where did you get the dancing One-eyed Johnson? I need that for my collection. For once, the twits are the ones administering the filter, not the subject of it.

So, I suppose this spoof on Billy Joel's (yes, BJ's!) "We didn't Start the Fire" will get past with no censorship:

Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love 'em. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick. This is getting really sick. I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia.

...and more from the Profanisaurus Rex:

Here's a few mild beginner samples that you can easily drop into your conversations this week.

‘To do a Beckam” v. To fail to score despite every opportunity to do so.

“Agatha Christie” n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunit.

“Strike Oil” v. When doing a duty on the lavatory, to eject a feeshus with such force that its impact causes a vertical spout of water which hit’s one squarely in the balloon knot.

“King Canute” n. An enormous turd that blocks the bend and holds back the tide of the flush, causing the toilet to overflow.

“Snatch worms” n. Tiny pieces of tightly rolled toilet paper that lurk in the labial folds.

“Spin cycle” n. The final frenzied stages of a gentleman’s act of relaxation, when the floor starts to vibrate and nearby crockery starts to rattle and fall off shelves etc.

“Swiss movement”n. A poo dropped in the pan with almost nazi-like precision by a person with disciplined and regular bowel habits.