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Hello all!  I have been reading on this forum now for about 6 months and you guys have helped me educate myself into making a decision which will improve my life!  My surgery date is April 7th (I found out 5 days ago!).  Wish me luck and make room for me on the loser's bench!  I love everyone's honesty and sarcasm on here so a kick in the arse every once in a while would be greatly appreciated!  Thank you everyone on here!

Welcome to the locker room and congrats on your date of April 7th.  Your spot on the loser's bench is reserved.  Looking forward to hearing about your journey as you join us. Bill

Welcome.  I hope all goes well next week.  Here is to boring and uneventful.

Congrats!! Way to go and welcome to the looser's side.

Welcome to the locker room Joe . Nick

Welcome and good luck  Here's a handy chart to help you with one of your first questions, post-op:  

I humbly welcome you to the losers bench (AKA, the Dark Side).

Lou

Hey Joe - Welcome to the Locker Room.  Always nice to see another mountaineer on here.  Congrats on your upcoming surgery!!  And best wishes for a safe and speedy recovery!!

Good luck next week! CB

Welcome joemama and best of luck on the 7th with your WLS. Great picture of Chris Farley by the way. I loved his use of air quotes when he used to describe himself on SNL. Stuff like: Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly." I don't "wear clothes that fit me." I haven't "had sex with a woman." I'm not "hygenic." I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal." Boner