Chick****ting On Me
I am getting hit on at work like crazy now. Everytime I turn around female co-workers of mine are making me blush like a school age boy. I had a lady today tell me it was a good thing I was married because "from behind I was looking fine", I could even hear her making those MMMM, MMMM sounds I tell ya, had I turned around at that point I bet she would have been lickin her lips - honest to god - no way I could make this crap. That just stopped me in my tracks cold turkey, but it did put a big smile on my face. Day before yesterday I was told by another female co-worker that I am starting to look like a "hottie". Well that just made me wonder, what the hell was I before, "chopped liver". Then I realized, it was just seven weeks ago that I was a very overweight man - not hottie material. I will tell you, I now carry on through the day with a very confident swagger about myself. I can't help but do that now because I get compliments every single day and that just boosts my self esteem/ego even more. As they say, I walk tall, pack a big stick (it has grown 1.5 inches since losing 98 pounds) and appear confident in all that I'm doing every single day. Sometimes this is just down right scary about how I am changing - mind blowing if you want to know the truth. I am going to stay grounded in reality for sure, but my goodness, I can see how one could become very out of touch with reality if you weren't careful. Taz
J/K Congrats on the compliments!! 
Tell your supervisor you want that **** stopped. And if it doesn't stop, file a multi-million $$$ lawsuit against everybody your scumbag lawyer can dig up to hold liable.
Hell, if it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander.
OK. I'm bull****ting. Congratulations. Nothing like that happening to me. Dammit.
Of course, chicks threw rocks at me when I weighed 210.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
oops just call me "AttyScumbag" then .. &:-D)
but seriously, I was just posting on a thread on the main forum my lament about how it used to be if you complimented someone on their looks it was a nice thing to do and much appreciated, in days of old .. Now it's considered poor taste, at best, or outright "stalking", esp. if it's directed toward a gal by a guy .. that is, unless you look like Robert Redford or something .. (I bet no gal ever complains about HIS attentions!)
Like that great philosopher Chris Rock says, "Sexual harrassment ain't nuthin' but an ugly dude tryin' to get some *****"
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
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