Okay fine I'll say FART!
Okay this is the most ridiculous thing you've probably ever heard in your life but here goes. My big FART moment lately has been that I don't bite the inside of my mouth/cheeks when I chew food anymore! When I was fat I apparently had more fatty cheeks so I would bite the crap out of them when I would chew my food and it would create these big ulcer/sores inside my mouth from always biting myself. But now I don't do that anymore because I've lost so much weight! Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you guys and see what you thought haha.
On the other end of the digestive system............there's a lot less ass for my ol' lady to chew.

The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.