From the Latest "Tuna Town Times" - Extra Extra!

 ... heave all about it!   

 O.K., I know I shouldn't have clicked on it, but like a horrible car wreck, I couldn't help but look:

  http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/a,messageboard/action ,replies/board_id,4856/cat_id,4456/topic_id,3703676/


 I think I lost my lunch somewhere between the 18th and 24th posts in the thread .. 


 Don't know whch is the scariest of the lot (the thread reads like an Arkansas soap opera):

  (1) the horrific self-descriptions of the appearances of their post-WLS, pre-PS hoo hahs

  (2) the fact that the one mom let her own son have a look at her (hairy, no less) hoo hah in the shower
 
  (3) that the (same) mom created a pet nickname for her son's johnson that she used with him  ("Willard"?  ) .. 


  

  (btw, most unfortunately I will never look at Helen Keller the same way ever again ..    )

Some of their descriptions remind me of this joke, which is by the way really really funny:

Did you hear about the woman who was such a fan of country music that she has a tattoo of Merle Haggard done in a very delicate spot, high on her right thigh, and a tattoo of Waylon Jennings high on the other thigh.

Worried that the two tattoos weren't recognizable, she slips off her undies, lifts her skirt to a guy in a bar, and says, "Can you tell who that is?"

So the guy puts on his glasses, looks real close, and says, "I don't know who those other two guys are, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson!"

BwaHahaha!!!!!

Was trying to think of a song/ album title that might fit the joke. The best one I could come up with:

1972	The Willie Way

You are an idiot.  First of all, if you would have read the post you would have seen that it was an accident that I was "spotted" and that I was not like, here kid, take a look at my naughty bits.  For you to even imply that is inappropriate.  Second you obviously don't have kids and if you do, you shouldn't.  Do you really think that parents call their kids' privates their "johnsons"?  That is even worse than willard.  Third, if you really think that our girly areas actually look like grumpy old men and such then you are a bigger idiot than I first suspected.  And fourth, there was a whole discussion of a post WLS man who talked all about the size and problems with his "johnson" now that he's shed the pounds.  That was pretty descriptive as well.  The difference?  Not one woman made a negative comment to him or started a whole new thread on another board just to make people feel bad.  Don't you think that overweight people have enough problems and self confidence issues without you being a douche bag?  It was a fun thread that I got a lot of PM's about with women thanking me for talking about something that made them uncomfortable to bring up.  Next time don't look and keep your stupid ass comments to yourself.

By the way, I'm forwarding this on to OH support to get it deleted (and possibly you) for implying that I was inappropriate with my own child  That was just wrong.  I'm all for jokes but it just isn't funny.  It's insulting.

Hey Willard,

Take your bull**** drama and drag it back to TunaTown where it belongs. It you feel compelled to defend your comments, do so over there. This is a men's-only forum and we would appreciate it if you would respect our right to keep it that way.

Muchos gracias,

Boner 

Translation: AttyDallas can take an article posted elsewhere, drag it onto the Men's Board for ridicule, and the OP -- a female -- is out of line for taking exception to this on the forum where this occurred.  Did I get that right?

Her only offense was to treat something that AttyDallas posted as anything other than one of his usual and tiresome provocations.  Best to ignore it in the first place.

/Steve

You are correct sir given that the downside could be a repeat of a frickin' TunaWar08 here in the locker room. Escalate this issue back in TunaTown where it started. Nip it in the bud so to speak.

She could cut and paste the Couselor's locker room post and duke it out over there. I think most of us have gone or will go to TunaTown to check out the thread in order to stay current.

With the objective of "protecting our borders", this seems to be a more logical approach to me but hey, maybe I'm wrong foobear.   

Boner

I agree that we don't want or need an off-topic war.  I honestly don't know what the best way to deal with "intrusions" is, though I agree that it would have been best to ignore AttyDallas's import of this thread from another forum.

/Steve

attydallas?????I am missing something. Is the OP using two names? I think I'm lost.