Peligro!! Gas Veneno
Or for you folks from English speaking America: Danger!! Poison Gas.
My 9 month surgerversarry is tomorrow, but I couldn't wait. With it being Monday and all, I decided to go ahead and step on the scale and get out the tape a day early. And gosh, did I stink up the joint.
So all you fellows who are SCBA qualified slip on your mask and get a good seal on it and make damned sure you have at least a 30 minute bottle of oxygen with you. All the rest of you get your ass up wind and pray that the breeze doesn't stop blowing, cause boys I just farted.
As of today I'm down 190 lbs from my highest known weight, but what I'm most pumped about is that the measuring tape claims I've dropped 20" off of my waist since the day of surgery. On 11/26/07 my waist measured 67". This morning it read 47". That is a major league mega-fart in my book and I wanted all you poor *******s to get a dose.
My 9 month surgerversarry is tomorrow, but I couldn't wait. With it being Monday and all, I decided to go ahead and step on the scale and get out the tape a day early. And gosh, did I stink up the joint.
So all you fellows who are SCBA qualified slip on your mask and get a good seal on it and make damned sure you have at least a 30 minute bottle of oxygen with you. All the rest of you get your ass up wind and pray that the breeze doesn't stop blowing, cause boys I just farted.
As of today I'm down 190 lbs from my highest known weight, but what I'm most pumped about is that the measuring tape claims I've dropped 20" off of my waist since the day of surgery. On 11/26/07 my waist measured 67". This morning it read 47". That is a major league mega-fart in my book and I wanted all you poor *******s to get a dose.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
OMG .. almost a member of the Double Century Club already, Fishdude??? 
PHEWWWW .. I smelled that one clear up here in Arlan!!! Molto bono jobo, man!
PHEWWWW .. I smelled that one clear up here in Arlan!!! Molto bono jobo, man!
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
Dude.......when I weigh and measure.........I'm not wearin' nuthin' but a smile.
So the pants are ok, but the bathroom cabinets could use a scrubbin' and paint job.
So the pants are ok, but the bathroom cabinets could use a scrubbin' and paint job.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
An overdose of refried beans, maybe?
(reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong skit, when they have the guys in the trunk of the car trying to get them in the drive in movie for free and Chong cuts a big one.)
No, great work indeed. It is exciting, isn't it? I'm sure you're already being rewarded with much greater mobility, health and happiness.
20" is a huge loss. No doubt due to your hard work.
Best Wishes,
Dave
There's so much H2S gas seeping out of these wells out here that the EPA couldn't find what's leaking from my ass without a geiger counter. That's how I know what Peligro!! Gas Veneno means. It's posted on every lease road, tank battery and well in the county.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
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