OT New hot dog vendor

I was on the street today and saw a new vendor selling hot dogs. He said he was a Buddhist.

I said OK Make me ONE with Everything

I handed him a twenty, I said where's my change

He said Change must come from within and walked away

Maybe I should be a hot dog vendor when I grow up.  Sounds profitable

Ya know ..  that brings up something I've often wondered about ..   If you could have a job doing the greatest aerobic workout possible, I wonder what it would be?    ..  In another country, I would think one of those guys that pulls a rickshaw (if they even still have them) around all day ..

  The #1 job I could think of in the U.S. in that vein might be one of those food vendors in a major league stadium, since they constantly have to walk up and down all those stairs during 2-4 hour long games, often in great heat  ..    (but knowing me, I'd dip into the hotdogs and eat so many on the job - as a pre-op - the workout wouldn't do me any good!    )

Good one, Snickerdoodle dude!    I got a F "budette" on another forum that is a Buddhist ..  (yeah I know, a latina Buddhist, go figure   )   She'd get a kick out of that one ..  

Have you all heard the one about the budhist hot dog vendor.

He could make you one with everything...

Sorry you guys gave the ultimate segway.LOL