OK guys break out your Self Contained Breathing Apparatus - this is going to be a stinky one!!
This I had to share with the Locker Room:
In the past couple of weeks I have been wearing a pair of 42 jeans that I borrowed from one of the nephews. Yesterday I was informed that he wanted the jeans back along with the shorts I had borrowed. No biggy. I had also been dealing with the first couple weeks of a stall since the scales had not been moving south very much lately. Hanging around the 117-118 pounds lost mark with 30-35 more to goal.
Being the fashion plate that I am I made my way to a local TSC store, Tractor Supply Co. for you non-agrarians, to get some jeans. I grabbed a pair of 42's and head to the dressing room...they are too baggy. I think do I do it or go with these? I went and got a pair of 40's and they fit perfect!! I have not worn size 40 pants since the early Reagan years! I was ecstatic! I whipped out the cell phone to take pictures of the size label so I could send it to my weight loss mentor. Told the lady checking me out at the register, as it taking my money, that six months ago I was wearing 54's. Told her as far as I was concerned today they could have charged me double for those pants and I would have paid it.
For the newbies and those in the on deck circle this ride is worth it! Not going to BS and say that there may not be some major valleys to go through on your journey but on a day like today when you are up on the mountain....PRICELESS!!
In the past couple of weeks I have been wearing a pair of 42 jeans that I borrowed from one of the nephews. Yesterday I was informed that he wanted the jeans back along with the shorts I had borrowed. No biggy. I had also been dealing with the first couple weeks of a stall since the scales had not been moving south very much lately. Hanging around the 117-118 pounds lost mark with 30-35 more to goal.
Being the fashion plate that I am I made my way to a local TSC store, Tractor Supply Co. for you non-agrarians, to get some jeans. I grabbed a pair of 42's and head to the dressing room...they are too baggy. I think do I do it or go with these? I went and got a pair of 40's and they fit perfect!! I have not worn size 40 pants since the early Reagan years! I was ecstatic! I whipped out the cell phone to take pictures of the size label so I could send it to my weight loss mentor. Told the lady checking me out at the register, as it taking my money, that six months ago I was wearing 54's. Told her as far as I was concerned today they could have charged me double for those pants and I would have paid it.
For the newbies and those in the on deck circle this ride is worth it! Not going to BS and say that there may not be some major valleys to go through on your journey but on a day like today when you are up on the mountain....PRICELESS!!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 
The safety supervisor just came by and told me to go home and shave. He's pretty sure I can't get a good enough seal on the mask to survive that one. Get those new jeans in to the washing machine and go scrub your ass.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
I'm so happy about being back in size 40's that my wife was looking at me funny when I pulled a pair out of the closet and put them on while I was sitting at the computer. Believe me guys I'm estastic over this! Ranks up there with maybe my first above the waist grope of a young lady. 
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
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