I HAVE BEEN ASKED OUT ON A DATE?????????????

JFish
on 9/25/08 12:06 am - Crane, TX
For some reason this post makes me think of that scene in Animal House where Otter has the little 13 year old mayors daughter in the bedroom of the frat house and the little angel and little devil are on his shoulders giving conflicting advice.

Being married 25+ years and suffering from the near-celibate lifestyle that accompanies 25+ years of marriage, my advice is to go and go hard. Opportunities for pooter acquisition will diminish as you get older. Trust me on that one.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
Batwingsman
on 9/26/08 7:02 am - Garland, TX
< what Fishdude said >

  Do 'em up, while you still can,
  Cause you may never get to do 'em again,
  So line 'em up and lay 'em down,
  And take 'em eeeeeeeeaaaa-syyyyyyy

     

  
(apologies to Mr. Henley & the Eagles)

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

bullyanky
on 9/25/08 12:29 pm - Woodstock, IL
On September 24, 2008 at 4:12 PM Pacific Time, bullyanky wrote:

HOLLY CR_ _ !  I have been asked out on a date.. DO I GO?? Knowing this means dinner out?? Or do I try to get out of it??  


                                           

Okay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Im going... We've picked a suzhi restaurant. Im really not wild about raw fish,, so Suzhi it will be Saturday,, I will fill you all in later. Now,,,,, I have to start grooming.
Batwingsman
on 9/25/08 3:45 pm - Garland, TX
Well, the sushi will warm you up for the ..  errr tuna ..     

  Have fun man and let us know how it turns out ..     on the next edition of 

   Men's Forum Date

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 9/25/08 9:26 pm - Japan
On September 25, 2008 at 7:29 PM Pacific Time, bullyanky wrote:
On September 24, 2008 at 4:12 PM Pacific Time, bullyanky wrote:

HOLLY CR_ _ !  I have been asked out on a date.. DO I GO?? Knowing this means dinner out?? Or do I try to get out of it??  


                                           

Okay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Im going... We've picked a suzhi restaurant. Im really not wild about raw fish,, so Suzhi it will be Saturday,, I will fill you all in later. Now,,,,, I have to start grooming.
If you eat sushi rice, you'll be full right away. Why not go for tuna, salmon, mackerel or sardine sashimi? Raw oysters are just as good as liquid too.Those are all soft and you'll be able to gorge on them without getting full.

Eating rice is just like saying "Fill me up with two pieces of food." If you don't want to eat much, then eat rice.

 

bullyanky
on 9/26/08 12:22 pm - Woodstock, IL

Is it raw fish???????????????????????????????????????????? I do like tuna. Still the raw thing bothers me. We'll see. The point is that its  not a steak house not an italian restaurant I wont be as tempted there. So is okay if the menu is SPARCE of things I like I am going for conversation and MAYBE A ****TAIL..

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 9/26/08 3:01 pm - Japan
Sushi can be roll sushi which may or may not contain raw fish. But It is mostly rice, which can clump up in your pouch after 1-2 pieces, then you're done for an hour or so. Broiled eel is soft. I like it, but a lot of people think it's gross.

Of course, shrimp will fill you up really quickly and so may squid and octopus. 

Get her drunk. That's always fun.

 

bullyanky
on 9/27/08 5:14 am - Woodstock, IL
Well I have a feeling my plan will work then.. I dont think I will be tempted to cheat.............  Thanks for the info... You set my mind at easy... Well I leave for my date at 5pm.. I'll be ready.
jamesd
on 10/2/08 3:08 pm - Milwaukee, WI
yeah that is a good plan, and just about nearly imposible post-op unles you don't drink at all. Before surgery I never felt even a slght buzz, even though i drank numerous other people under the table, these days, I get a good buzz after a single mixed drink.



snicklefritz
on 9/27/08 11:44 am - Cincinnati, OH
OK Di**** out. How was the date? Perverted minds want to know

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