WLS has rruined my typing skills

Before WLS I was consumate typist.  I never made spelling errors. I used correct grammar and punctuation. I had well thought out constructive paragraphs

SInce WLS I can't type worth ****

Hmmmm ..   maybe you lost some brain cells as well as fat ones, Snicks?     (sorry, old joke about WLS)        

  I sometimes think I lost eye cells ..  I could swear I can't see as well close up since WLS .. 

My eyes changed
My shoe size changed
My ring size changed
All got smaller

Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most.

I'm guessing you still have the brain cells, they are being used elsewhere.  I bet you spend wayyy less time on the computer post WLS...

You would lose. I am on the internet now more than ever.