It was the Republicans.....
The last time I saw my weight on a scale that started with a 2 was back when Clinton was in office. Today, 6 weeks after surgery, I saw 298.4 on the scale. What a great feeling. With my powerfull sense of deductive reasoning, I have now found the cause of my weight struggle..... The republicans caused my weight problem. :)
Back in January, I could not weigh myself on a home scale, and the one at my PCP office only went up to 350, and I tipped it, so I had to be around 360 then. On day of surgery, I was 326. Today is a great milestone in my journey and I will never again step on a scale and see a number that starts in a 3. To date, I have had no complications and no getting sick. I did hit a stall 2 weeks ago where I stayed between 303 and 305, but I was weighing myself everyday. I know, big mistake. Last sunday was my last weigh in and it was 303. I now will only weigh myself on Sundays. :)
Back in January, I could not weigh myself on a home scale, and the one at my PCP office only went up to 350, and I tipped it, so I had to be around 360 then. On day of surgery, I was 326. Today is a great milestone in my journey and I will never again step on a scale and see a number that starts in a 3. To date, I have had no complications and no getting sick. I did hit a stall 2 weeks ago where I stayed between 303 and 305, but I was weighing myself everyday. I know, big mistake. Last sunday was my last weigh in and it was 303. I now will only weigh myself on Sundays. :)
Hey you might as well jump on the band wagon. Tis the season. I woke up with painful gas cramps last night and had to walk around the house and fart for about 30 minutes in order to get comfortable enough to go back to sleep. I'm fixin' to fire off a snippy letter to Chimpy McHitlerburton and ask him why Darth Rove is using his mind control rays to give me gas. And maybe CC it to Granny Botox McImplants to let her know what those ******** are up to. So she can pass some legislation to protect me.
Congrtatulations on finding the 2's. They're wonderful. I'm enjoying the idea of never seeing a 3 as a leading digit on the scale again myself. I credit Gloria Steinem.
Congrtatulations on finding the 2's. They're wonderful. I'm enjoying the idea of never seeing a 3 as a leading digit on the scale again myself. I credit Gloria Steinem.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
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