OT: Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

while we were in bed.

 I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

I replied,  'Well then, I'd like to phone a friend.'

That's the last thing I remember! 

Dang woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor! 

  Good one!  

She told me she use to have a heck of sense of humor until your honeymoon! Now nothing seems that funny!!! HaHa!

DOn't forget to tip the waitress he'll be in town all week

badump

that's funny right there

My ex told me we were on a budget and we couldn't afford beer and I would have to give it up.

Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.

"Why is it you can have makeup but I have to give up beer"? I asked

She said the makeup was to make herself pretty for me.

"But that's what the beer is for"

....I don't think she is coming back.