DANCING LESSONS...
There is this woman at work that has just been DYING to take Ballroom Dancing at the Community College this winter. TODAY she convinced me (I was only there 30 min so she worked fast) that I needed to take this class for exorcise..... The class starts this weekend...If I dont have a heart attack or fall down and break something I'll tell you all about it. (I hope we're still friends after I break her toes) Dont you think she could have waited till I was THIN before talking me into this. I hope they dont make me put on a tight pair of pants and one of those NAVEL SHIRTS with buttons I have too much boob and not enough chest hair for that and if the pants are too tight, I give then 5 min before I rip out the A _ _.
Say a PRIER.. 
On October 13, 2008 at 5:02 PM Pacific Time, Boner wrote:
I may be wrong Bull, but the "tight pair of pants and one of those NAVEL SHIRTS with buttons" is only required garb when you perform the "forbidden dance." I think you're safe as long as you stick with ballroom dancing. 
Boner
Got to have room for dem balls, don't we Dave? 
Oooooh, the "forbidden dance." Remember, spandex-like britches are required. 
Bull, do me a favor and post on the shaved nether region thread and let the fellas know that if you're gonna get serious about this dancin' stuff, you have to clean up the equipment. To not do so means being mocked as a mere poser.
Thanks in advance. Off to burn off some fat at the gym.
Boner
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