Been called any new names post-WLS?

In college I was referred to as "Big Mac" now I am called  1/4 pounder.....also have been called John Lite because I am like 35% less fat......

Hey Johnboy...

after you been in the gym for an hour, tell them hey can call you a /3 pounder with cheese :)

Rusty -

Thats just WRONG..........

After the heart attacks and I gained all the weight, the folks at work started calling me Big Bob.  Last week, one of the guys said "Hey, Big Bob, I need to talk to you a minute."  One of the secretaries in the office  ( 31 years old and quite attractive) said "He's NOT Big Bob anymore. Now he's Buff Bob! And getting more buff every week!" Two other ladies said "You better believe it, girlfriend! Bob's the office 'hunk" now!"

Gotta admit, that sure made me feel good!

DAWG!!!

Bama,

Fess up, that girl wasn't 31 and she was your mama right?  

Bawahahahaha    

Dan

She's a mama alright . . . a HOT MAMA!!! 

Can you provide some specifics regarding this southern hottie? Measurements, please?  

Boner da Perv

31 Bama?  Remember:  Old enough to be the Daddy!  Old enough to be the Daddy!  I know so what?  Just pointing out fact.

1. "Mini-Dom (because I USED to look like Dom Deluise)
Now I'm called "Skinny *****" or "Slim"