OT The perfect woman

(deactivated member)
on 10/17/08 12:15 am - Wimberley, TX

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

And...

5. Its very, very important that these four women don't ever find out about each other.

wlscand09
on 10/17/08 2:20 am - Tickfaw, LA
 LMAO god if that ain't the truth!
BamaBob54
on 10/17/08 3:41 am - Meridianville, AL
BwaHahahahaha!!!     No. 4 is the main one to be reallll careful with!
BamaBob54    756997.jpg picture by BamaVulcan04   ROLL TIDE!!!
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JFish
on 10/17/08 4:31 am - Crane, TX
Damnit, I clicked on this expecting Sarah Palin nudie pics.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
snicklefritz
on 10/17/08 11:53 am - Cincinnati, OH
Ahhh Sarah Palin - Broke - but not flat busted

NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 10/17/08 1:02 pm - Japan
 Hey, what about the flat head for your beer and then no teeth!

 

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