I Guess This Was a "Backhanded F.A.R.T."

 I had dropped into a local bank yesterday to open a new savings account there ..  This bank is kind of a hoity-toity, small local one that likes to cater personal service to doctors, lawyers, etc.   

 The bank's new accounts rep had apparenlty picked up my business card at a local eatery earlier, and had been importuning me via emals to open an account there since that time  ...  

  While opening my new account at the bank (the lobby of which more closely resembled that of a five-star hotel than a retail financial institution, btw  ), the branch manager asked to see my driver's license.  I handed it to her, explaining while doing so that it was rather old and the pic in it was of the "old me" or some such, anticipating she would not think I looked like the 461-lb. diabetic bag-of-fluid in the photo (it was taken the week before my WLS, btw). 

   The banch manager took one look at the d.l., and kind of made a somewhat thinly-disguised disgusting look and sound ...        She quickly recovered by following up with, "what did you do???"   I thereupon gave her a rather condensed version of my usual story of going to Brazil for my WLS, 2 1/2 years earlier.   I think that kind of impressed her.  

   I guess I really DO need to get a new d.l. pic taken ..      

Did they let you open the account?

  Yep, Bob   ..   (I'd certainly hope they wouldn't hold my past weight against me ..  but these days, who knows?  ) 

I wish I had some money, I would open my up one of those, what do you call it "savings accounts"?