NEWBE
and the "O.W.", which = "odd WOW" .. Something normally embarrasing or aggravating to a person of ordinary weight but which is a F.A.R.T. to us b/c of our weight loss (e.g. pants falling down in public, almost falling into a toilet after sitting on a plus-sized toilet seat, etc. etc.)

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )