I'm a DILF!

I was at the gym, the other day and one of the ladies came up to my laughing.  I looked at her and asked whats up. She looked at me and laughed.  I looked at her again and said whats so funny.  She got a big grin on her face and told me that a couple of the little girls called me a dilf.  I went what ans she was laughing so hard.  She said they thought I was a dilf and she said she remember me whrn I was big and now I'm a dilf.  I said Dilf.  She said yea, a Daddy I liked to f--k.  I started laughing and turned beat red.  I told her next time she hears them say that I'm looking for volunteers.  Does this qualify for a great fart moment or what!

I must agree with them!!! 

Congrats.

 I'd be mad the ***** called you old!

Thats the GREATEST fart

Ahhhh the utimate compliment!

Congrats, you are an inspiration to us all.

 Next time? Why wait? Great FART, Dave

Great post.  Kinda like getting caught in the elevator with the skinny guy.  Great fart
Gym gossip tends to head in that direction

Hekk, I'm old in years but not where it counts. 

 Yeah but the point was you don't even look old and she assumed you were. Good compliment I guess I just would've said "oh yeah? you're a GINF" (girl i'd never f***)!

Oh yeah!  LOL  Great one!