This is my FART week!

A good week for FARTs!

The wife said I had boney hips (during an intimate moment). Can't ever remember hearing that before!

Hit Century City this morning! 199!! Whoo hoo!

Yearly physical shows great progress from a year ago. Doc very pleased.

Dang it stinks in here!!

Way to go! Don't get depressed if you can't do as well next week.  Keep up the good work. 

This is awesome,  I had a woman tell me that I had a nice ass last week.  Kinda nice to hear this stuff isn't it.  You're doing great

I think I have lost my ass!  It is just a small little one now, but my wife thinks it is cute, so I guess it does not matter.

BD,

Way to funk up the joint!  You got it smelling worse than a truck stop bathroom in here!

Congrats on rolling into Century City!  It's a good 'hood!

Very nice dude. I'll follow up with a couple stinkers too. 1. I was able to fit in a booth at Chili's no problem and 2. I got laid for the first time in 8 years.

What an adventure!

Dre,

Way to go Dog! Especially #2!  Next time don't wait so long!

Shikka Woooaw Wooaw!

I hope it wasn't while you were in the booth! (Clean up on table 12)

Congrats man! This is the stuff that keeps us motivated. Keep it up - (so to speak!)

Awesome there Dre, but couldn't you find a better place than a booth at Chili's to get laid?  I guess they banned ya for life, huh?   BwaHahahahaha!!!!