OT: Why you should never lose your GrandPa

BamaBob54
on 2/9/09 2:32 am, edited 2/9/09 2:33 am - Meridianville, AL
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'
 

'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'  


The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits.

BwaHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!   
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NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 2/9/09 5:58 am - Japan
 Hehe...Yeah, oughtta be able to lure him back with some of that!

 

snicklefritz
on 2/9/09 9:36 am - Cincinnati, OH
Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pound4Pound
on 2/9/09 10:20 am, edited 2/10/09 9:18 am - Prattville, AL
More age related humor;

Walking can add months to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.


My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.  Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is. 


 Artificial Intelligence is simply no match for Natural Stupidity.

    
sam_in_TN
on 2/9/09 10:56 am - Oak Ridge, TN
When my Grandpa was in a nursing home he asked another resident for a date to the seniors dance. Before they got out on the dance floor she pulled him close and said " I need to let you know that I have acute angina"
Being a little hard of hearing he didn't quite catch all of it but he replied....."I'll bet! And you have some nice tits too!"
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