OT - "World's Scariest Personalized License Plate"

Better be packin' some big heat. With my wife, though it's pretty much scaled down. The 1-2 days a month that she might backtalk me 1-2 times. That's when I know she has PMS.
Then there's the AC-DC parody (audio):
http://www.audiocomedy.net/mp.php?url=http://www.audiocomedy .net/songs/downloads/pms.mp3&title=PMS%20-%20TNT%20by%20AC/D C%20Song%20Parody&link=http://www.audiocomedy.net/songs/pms. shtml&topic=pms
I bought a Glock .45 a couple of months ago and decided to buy a box of this and a box of that as I didn't want to get caught with a bunch of money invested in ammo that the gun wouldn't eat. So now you can't find .45 ammo anywhere. I bought a hundred rounds of Remington JHP when I bought the gun and then a hundred rounds of Blazer FMJ a couple of weeks later. And ever since then....nada. But I haven't seen a box of .45 in any of the Wal-Marts or any of the local gunshops or Academy or anywhere since the new year. Are they just not making it anymore? Or are people buying it all up as soon as it hits the shelf. Kinda sucks to have $600 invested in a gun and not want to put any practice ammo through it cause you don't know when you'll find replacements.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.