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GO GITCHA MOMMA
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they
were in a mall for the first time ever in their lives. The father and son
were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idee what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a less than attractive, sloppily dressed woman in her mid-forties walked up to the moving walls and pressed the "UP" button. The walls opened and the woman walked between them into a small room. The woman smiled, the walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last
number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. When
the walls opened up again, an absolutely gorgeous, sexy voluptuous young blonde woman in a very tight form-fitting mini dress and high heels and woman stepped out, smiled, and proceeded to walk away.
The father, never taking his eyes off the beautiful young woman, said
quietly to his son...........
"Boy..................go gitcha Momma!!"
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they
were in a mall for the first time ever in their lives. The father and son
were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idee what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a less than attractive, sloppily dressed woman in her mid-forties walked up to the moving walls and pressed the "UP" button. The walls opened and the woman walked between them into a small room. The woman smiled, the walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last
number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. When
the walls opened up again, an absolutely gorgeous, sexy voluptuous young blonde woman in a very tight form-fitting mini dress and high heels and woman stepped out, smiled, and proceeded to walk away.
The father, never taking his eyes off the beautiful young woman, said
quietly to his son...........
"Boy..................go gitcha Momma!!"
BamaBob54 
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If you like Redneck stuff, you'll probably like the Redstate update. It's gaining in popularity:
If you like Redneck stuff, you'll probably like the Redstate update. It's gaining in popularity:
http://www.redstateupdate.com/
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