Guys, starting day two post op and I need to send a shout out to Don. I've had lots of burps the first couple of days, but that's it. Well I woke up this morning to some gas pain and was able to sneak out a couple of squeakers, that's great. Then, a big gas pain came and I thought of Don's tag line. Well it's a good thing I bolted for the porcelain because the unholy mess that followed that fart would have taken a hazmat team of ten to clean up.
So Don, you have saved another newb an embarrassing moment. Kudos!