OT - Just to make you smile....

debim3
on 6/30/08 10:10 pm - Roberts, WI
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack! 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.T000070
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Diane B.
on 6/30/08 10:16 pm - Fridley, MN
ALL OF THEM DID!!!!!

With all of the sad things on here right now... we all needed this humor to get us to smile a little....

Thanks for posting it!!!!

 I am not short... I am fun sized!!

 

Connie D.
on 6/30/08 10:24 pm
Debi.......now this is funny!!  Thanks for the humor so early this morning. I am going to send it on to my grandchildren, Kyleigh, Nic and Amanda. Hugs, connie d
Lori A.
on 6/30/08 10:35 pm - Duluth, MN
OMG put a coffee warning on these things next time...  lol

*hugs* as I wipe coffee off my keyboard  lol  Fantastic!!  hehe
Lori  - bringing home *MY* form of sexy one day at a time!

Highest 315 ~ Pre-Surgery 297 ~ Current 159 ~ Goal 149
debim3
on 7/1/08 12:43 pm - Roberts, WI
I love, love, love the Harley one!  These just cracked me up this morning!
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NewDayComing
on 6/30/08 11:49 pm - MN
"Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground" - T. Roosevelt
 
sweetsue617
on 6/30/08 11:58 pm - Thunder Bay, Canada
Thanks for sharing, Deb! Those are funny! It's our 'Canada day'--heard lots of fireworks going off last night already! See you in a few days! ((HUGS)) **SUE**
Darla S.
on 7/1/08 1:43 am - Maple Grove, MN
OMG - those are GREAT!  Right up my alley! Remind me to show you my favorite jokes Thursday night..  (yeah, I said "show"...)


  Imperfect does not = unsuccessful

debim3
on 7/1/08 12:38 pm - Roberts, WI
I am looking forward to it, or should I be afraid????? See ya Thurs!!
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