OT? Kinda. Funny? OMG YES!

Darla S.
on 3/11/09 6:17 am - Maple Grove, MN

RNY on 04/27/07

Okay, I KNOW I'm not alone here in the pleasure I take from FART humor.

Yesterday at breakfast, right before my uncle's funeral, my cousin shared a gem with me from her 6 year old granddaughter. I was SOOOOO afraid I would think about it in the middle of the funeral and crack up!!!

Apparently, they were all together for Christmas Eve, and the girls daddy let a rather lengthy fart...

Jesse, the little girl, in ALL her wisdom, said - "That's gonna itch when it dries."

OH MAN - out of the mouths of babes!!! That's one of the best EVER!!!

LMBNO!!! You can take the girl out of the trailer park.....

Imperfect does not = unsuccessful

Lori J.
on 3/11/09 6:29 am - Minneapolis, MN

RNY on 04/15/03

Holy hanna - what a hoot! I copied and emailed it to my husband. I hope to remember that line the next time he makes the roof rattle.

Thanks for sharing!

Lori J.

It's better to be imperfectly happy than perfectly unhappy.

Sandy .
on 3/11/09 6:37 am - MN

RNY on 02/21/08

~ SANDY ~ 5'9" HW 291/SW 274/GW 174/CW 155
Starting BMI 40.4 Extremly Obese ~ Current BMI 22.8 Normal

PMarie
on 3/11/09 8:42 am - Bloomington, MN

RNY on 08/20/08

ROFLMAO!! It's a good thing I'm alone in the office now!

Kristy A.
on 3/11/09 9:04 am - South Burbs, MN

RNY on 12/11/08

Oh my! Now that is a GREAT one!

Kristy (weight loss below does not include 16lbs lost during pre WLS diet)
START: 325 Day of Surgery :309 GOAL: 180

Jen G.
on 3/11/09 10:42 am - Sauk Centre, MN

RNY on 03/24/09

LMAO I'm gonna have to remember that one.

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

rickpete
on 3/11/09 1:29 pm - Elk River, MN

RNY on 06/18/08

Sadly, I know that there is truth in her words.

Darla S.
on 3/11/09 11:46 pm - Maple Grove, MN

RNY on 04/27/07

YOU DID NOT GO THERE!!!

Imperfect does not = unsuccessful

Natalie E.
on 3/11/09 3:58 pm - MN

RNY on 08/19/08

hahahaha Too funny!

Kiba0003
on 3/11/09 4:50 pm - Corcoran, MN

Lap Band on 05/13/08

lololololololololol nice............ nice. That girl's gunna go places...

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