OT: Sex foods

HollyRachel
on 8/5/08 5:45 pm

I found this article at mens health online.  My husband and I were cracking up while reading it.  I eat eggs, pb, and espresso a LOT...two of them daily most of the time, while he doesn't eat much of any of them.  Guess who's the sex addict? ME  Think I'm gonna start feeding him some nuts and smoothies this week!! ha  

 

Smoothie for Him

The Built-to-Last Power Smoothie

 

1 cup blueberries
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 Tbsp flaxseeds
1 cup orange juice
1 cup ice

Consider this man’s ultimate erection insurance. The main reason? It’s loaded with two of the most potent circulation enhancers out there: soluble fiber and antioxidants. Soluble fiber helps push excess cholesterol through your digestive system before it can be broken down, absorbed, and deposited along the walls of your arteries. Antioxidants attack free radicals before they have the chance to lower nitric oxide levels. And since nitric oxide helps deliver oxygen to your blood, the higher the level, the better your bloodfl

 

Smoothie for Her

The Lusty Latte

 

2 shots of espresso (or 6 ounces of strong coffee)
1 cup skim milk
2 Tbsp dark chocolate syrup
1 cup crushed ice

More than just providing a caffeine buzz and a host of antioxidants, java increases bloodflow to your genitals, making sensitive nerve endings more easily accessed and stimulated. A Southwestern University study even found that female rats wanted more sex after a shot of caffeine. Add to that a big hit of calcium, another important contributor to effective bloodflow, and a swirl of chocolate, and you have a scintillating shake to wake up to. Chocolate contains a host of chemicals to brighten your mood, including anadamine, which targets the same receptors as THC, and phenylethylamine, which produces a cozy, euphoric feeling. It’s no wonder a new Italian study of 163 women shows that those *****gularly eat chocolate report enhanced sex drive and sexual satisfaction.

 

 

Breakfast for Him

Cinnamon Buns

 

The scent of baked cinnamon buns turns a man on. That was the conclusion of neurologists following a unique experiment in which they monitored penile bloodflow in 25 medical students while the students sniffed different smells. The researchers exposed the students to a wide range of fragrances, from lily-of-the-valley to rose to musk, but found that cinnamon buns turned men on most. The scents of pumpkin pie, doughnuts, and black licorice also ranked high. Researchers speculate the smells may evoke a nostalgic memory that relaxes a man, making him more aware of sexual cues.

 

Breakfast for Two

Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich

 

The foolish see an Egg McMuffin; you should see the ingredients for sex. The combo provides extra zinc—a mineral that she needs to stay well lubricated and you need to keep producing semen—and niacin. This B vitamin is essential for the secretion of histamine, the chemical that helps trigger explosive sneezes and ******s. It also has a perfect balance of fat, since studies have found that too much or too little dietary fat can decrease levels of libido-boosting testosterone.

 

Midmorning Snack

Ants on a Log (celery sticks with peanut butter and raisins)

 

It might be kids foods, but it has some very grown-up implications. Here's why:

Celery
Every stalk of the stuff is packed with androstenone and androstenol, two pheromones that can help men attract women the way Tom Brady attracts tacklers. Every time you chew on a stalk of celery, you release these odor molecules, which helps boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women.

Peanut butter
Research shows that men with diets high in monounsaturated fat—the kind found in nuts—have higher testosterone levels than those who don't eat enough of the healthy fat. Plus, nuts are also the best food source of arginine, an amino acid that improves bloodflow throughout your body—including below the belt.

Raisins
Raisins are loaded with lignans, phytoestrogens that play an important role in balancing hormones for women. They’re also a potent source of antioxidants, which help encourage bloodflow to the nether regions.

 

Snack for Her

4 Ounces of Unsweetened Cranberry Juice

 

There are about 8 million cases of urinary tract infections diagnosed each year in the United States, the majority of them occurring in sexually active women—sex can cause bacteria to spread upward into the bladder. Furthermore, 20 percent of women suffer from chronic urinary tract infections, increasing their risk of kidney infections. Ward off the painful infection and keep your sex life vital by drinking half a cup of unsweetened cranberry juice, a natural antibacterial, each day. Research shows that tannins in the juice decrease a woman’s risk of an infection by 34 percent.

If unsweetened juice is too bitter to stomach, try yogurt with “live active cultures.” The yogurt contains probiotic bacteria called Lactobacillus, which helps prevent the spread of E. coli in the urethra. Finnish researchers found that women who ate this type of yogurt three times a week were almost 80 percent less likely to have recently developed a UTI than those who ate it less than once a week.

 

 

 

 

Future Legend
on 8/5/08 8:25 pm - SC
Yea.. well.. my husband comes with batteries and can't smell a darned thing anyway!  Spares me the anguish of having to resist the cinnamon buns!  LMAO 

I WILL keep this in mind though!  Thanks for the smiles, Holly!
(deactivated member)
on 8/5/08 10:45 pm - Rochester, NY

God, no wonder he's such a horny little devil.....he LOVES PB....must be all that testosterone!  (and all this time I thought it was just my feminine wiles...LOL)

Neecee O.
on 8/6/08 12:37 am - CA
I see naked people!
Future Legend
on 8/6/08 3:01 am - SC
I hope I didn't scare ya too much, Neecee... the towel fell off while sitting down at the computer.... it was an accident.  lol
Stacey E.
on 8/6/08 7:50 am
Oh the peoples comments on this one cracked me up!!! Great info!! Thats fo sho!!

Ok silly question...what is espresso?? Just kinda confused
Future Legend
on 8/6/08 11:16 am - SC
Thick concentrated coffee.. mmmmmmmmmmmm   It's pretty strong.

Have one and get ready to run the 50 yard dash!!  NO.. only kidding.....  but an espresso with a nice canoli on the side............YUMSTERS  ::BLING BLING BLING:: <-- weakness!  Better yet.. make that a capuccino with kahlua!
Stacey E.
on 8/6/08 11:42 am
I will have to see if i can find it at the store. I have heard of it but i'm not a coffee drinker..do love capuccino..but its not something i have to have every morning ya know..not addicted :) But will have to look for it!!
HollyRachel
on 8/6/08 5:31 pm
Espresso is a kind of coffee, just a lot stronger.  Used in latte's, americano's etc., like at Starbucks or any other coffee house.  
bethsavon
on 8/6/08 2:22 pm - Staunton, IL

My hubby swears smoked oysters and olives are the best sex foods there are. lol Maybe that's why I don't buy them...rflmao

You are changing, butterfly! ~ Neecee
Keep doin' the do! ~ Future Legend

 

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