32 Inch Waist
on 8/14/08 7:02 am
I wear a size 12 on the bottom 'cuz of my B I G butt (sometimes a size 10). The waist is always huge - I could probably wear a 6 or 8 if my butt wasn't so big.
I agree with you, PS math NEVER adds up!
They got me last night. Stupid Gremlins.Now hold on one damn minute Sister! I don't ever want to hear you OR me ever say that there is anything wrong with our butts. We paid a lot of money not to have flat LBL A$$ES! And you know for real that all of our PS Sisters with no butts would be smacking you right now over on the plastics board if they read this! Hah, don't tell Trix, with Nobuttitis ya think your butts big, she'll smack ya.
Mary
It ain't easy being green....hahahahaha
You guys are too funny. Hey wait a minute..I love my fugly plastic shoes!! I actually hate shoes, so I really don't care! :) I think I actually belong with them up in those hills, too bad they wouldn't touch me since I would be bringing my barrel of Nalley chili! lol I still can't get over that remark that it was downright criminal eating all that salt. Maybe I don't belong with them after all.haha But shoes..give me my plastics and a good pair of tennies and I'm set to go. Oh and my flip flops. I hate shoes.
As for big butts, my butt is BIG. My daughter always laughs at me cause I have such a hard time fitting into pants. I have to get bigger pants where the waist will be too big just to get my fat butt in them. When I lost weight before she use to comment every day that I lost my fat a$$. Well I think it adds character.ha Think my hubby likes it too, he can't keep his hands off the thing. Wonder what he would do if I lost it all. hmmmm lol
Girl, when I weighed 320 pounds, my ass was huge and my DH couldn't keep his hands off it! Now that I've lost weight and had a butt lift...let me just say,
"Oo La La"
Made all of that deprivation worth it!!!
Mary
Mary
on 8/14/08 9:05 am
Um, the fact that I don't have an ugly flat LBL butt has nothin' to do with the amount of $$ I spent or the skill of my surgeon and everything to do with the fact that I walked into that OR with LOTS of junk in my trunk. 
My butt looks better than it did but it's still asymmetrical. Have I ever mentioned how much I HATE asymmetry ;-)? And it IS big but not horrible like it was.
And I know that you may not think that your surgeon was all that, butt
, I think he did a great job on your butt Li'l Miss Perfectionist. I think my surgeon has mad skills if he got this butt out of what I gave him to work with!Mary
on 8/14/08 9:28 am
Yep, it's asymmetrical and JLO won't do anything about it. I'll email you a pic and then you can tell me if I'm full of crap - he certainly did.
I didn't mean to imply JLO didn't do a good job on my butt but the fact that I went in w/a huge butt insured I didn't leave w/no butt. When I'm in his waiting room (and you know I've been there a bazillion times), I can always tell who had a LBL 'cuz they have NO butt! In fact, right after I had my LBL, one of his patients didn't believe me when I told her I had a LBL 'cuz I still had a butt. I'll shut up now 'cuz I just remembered, I'm not on the PS board and the non-ops don't give a crap about my butt.
