OMG someone post something - I'm bored :(
I'm going to take my vitamins now....just thought you may want to know. 
-Adam - 6'6" - From 450 lbs to GOAL in 9 months...
Phase 1: Completed 10/2008.
Phase 2: Weightlifting - Goal: Add 40 lbs of muscle. Completed 2/15/2011.
Phas 3: Cut to 10% body fat.
MY STORY: imthebiggestloser.blogspot.com/
I haven't had sex in almost three weeks. Depression setting in. Don't know if it's the lack of sex, or my discouragement of having this surgery and only being down 11 lbs in over two weeks. That really sucks compared to everyone else on this board. Typical of my body - always craving -- food or sex. Right now deprived of both................
Lisa G.
DOS: 340
Current: 284
Goal: 180/Size 10-12
DOS: 340
Current: 284
Goal: 180/Size 10-12
(deactivated member)
on 12/2/08 10:37 pm - NH
on 12/2/08 10:37 pm - NH
My dog hasn`t eaten in 2 days......gums are white, going to the vet now.
Honey I came home from the hospital 15 pounds heavier than I went in, it took the full first month to drop my first good poundage because of that. Did you weigh when you got home from the hospital? I bet thats the reason.
Drink drink drink and get rid of those hospital fluids :)
I can't help with the sex but if you have a SO I highly recommend the "honey my back is dry, can you put this lotion on it?" approach - woooo freaking hoo lol
Lexi - Size 6-8 and holding.
Here you go :-)
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
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