Sigh. I give up.

Shoot!  I'd be mad, too.  I used to have a heavy, heavy flow (not due to Mirena) so I know what it's like to have your day consumed with personal hygiene and feminine products!  I heop it stops soon.

I had a Mirena once.  I HATED it.  I not only had the problems you had, but also it would slip and I'd have to go to the ER with pain so bad I thought I was in labor again.  The third time that happened, I had it taken out.  I'm a big fan of Depo Provera.  I was warned that it can make you a bit lethargic the first couple of times you get a shot and that's where the weight gain can come from.  I've been on it over a year and in that year, I have lost about 57 pounds (i'm pre-op).  The beautiful thing, I don't have periods anymore.