How 'bout never, I mean NEVER trusting a fart again b/c it is a shart!  Oh yes, I just went there.  And yep had to pull the car around and go back home.  It takes a tremendous amount of talent to drive the car and NOT let your butt touch the seat so the shart effects don't seep into the chair's cloth.  

Taa-daa....I have just entered a whole new level of sharing with this group. You are like family now!!!  
 

I found these...just for you "SISTER"

Dawn

Ok- those pics made me laugh out loud.

And...while we are are the topic... you KNOW they smell bad when you can't stand the smell of your own fart.  I can clear the room (dogs included). HA HA HA. Can you tell I love talking about socially awkward topics!?!?
 

Hey these subjects fit me perfect...cause I am socially awkward...LOL

Dawn

Anytime I rip one in the car I will comment "Well, there went that 'new car' smell!"

haha oh my goodness...thank god I've found people like you all. I thought I was crazy because I would talk about things like that. Thanks for the laugh of the day.


Sebrena Chunky Dunk

Girlfriends and Gentleman,

I tell you true...my farts are LOUD, PROUD and DEADLY. Even the dogs RUN like mad when I let it rip. They look at me like " WHAT THE HELL DID YOUN JUST DO?". Seriously, my sons say I can gag a maggot off a gut wagon.
I relish every moment I can make them suffer. Payback for all the times that they nearly killed me!!!

P.S., Bon Bon, Are you sure you have not gone deaf? LOL!!

Thanks for the post, it was a delightful end to a not so great day.

   Please no more....My belly hurts just from laughing!!!

OMG, how funny are all these posts.

The shart one on the car made me pee my pants .

My fats are loud but thank god not smelly so, cant hide anyways .